So yesterday I’m browsing my newsfeed and I see this status:
Ok so once upon a time there was a sweet young lady who worked at this one place. There was another chic at that same place that had gastric bypass a year ago or so and something went terribly wrong as she lost the ability to hold her shyt and now she shyts all over the office, on the carpet, in the sink, in her cube and her shyt has a horrible nauseatingly gross smell that reeks of infection… well that sweet young lady is sick of smelling this chick’s shyt and wishes she would retire or get a colostomy bag or something… eww. The end.
At first I thought another facebook game. You know the ones if you like or comment on some crazy status you have to post one on your own page. Then I read the comments and come to find out this is true. My facebook friend is the “sweet young lady” who works with the shytter.
It wasn’t even noon yet and I’m reading this foolishness!
I know we’ve seen many pics, weird news articles posted on our friends’ facebook pages but I want to know about the crazy/shocking statuses you’ve seen on facebook