Woman stabs boyfriend because he wouldn’t cuddle her…

Shavonna-RumphshavonnaA 31-year-old Bradenton, Fla. woman was charged with domestic battery after she attacked her live-in boyfriend with a kitchen knife because he wouldn’t cuddle. They had been drinking in their home prior to the incident.

Via Bradenton Herald:

An argument started early Saturday when the man refused to “cuddle” with Rumph when they went to bed, according to a probable cause affidavit filed in the case.

The argument turned physical when Rumph grabbed the man’s shirt, causing it to tear.

The man tried to leave the apartment, but Rumph didn’t want him to leave.

“At one point during the argument Shavonna had picked up a kitchen knife as if she was going to use it to hurt or stab” her boyfriend, but the man told deputies he was not worried about being hurt, according to the report.

In the report, Rumph is quoted as telling deputies: “We got into an argument because (her boyfriend) would not cuddle with me.”

Rumph faces a charge of misdemeanor domestic battery. She was released from jail Sunday on a $250 bond. [source]

 

That lacefront and being from Florida was all I needed to know, folks……

crazy

lala

 

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  • Lo Kei

    She wasn’t trying to stab him. She was trying to relieve him of his high blood pressure. Just wanted to release some of the built up pressure…
    o.o
    I got nothing.

  • MacDeezNutz
    • Les

      YESSSSSSSS @ the Pootie Tang reference!!!

    • letinstar

      Pootie!!!!!!

  • Beffa

    she needs to stab someone over that bad weave

  • AshMi313

    Man that ain’t even a lace front. That’s a beauty supply special that she has on wrong….

  • Unckle_Ruckus

    That hairline. .. O-o…

  • Guest

    She said she wanted to cuddle. He had a warning.
    http://eighty1.net/images/misc/oj-welp.jpg

  • Yaya

    She said she wanted to cuddle. Shouldna been refusing …

  • Omelette!

    $250 well spent from the smile on her mugshot!

  • naturallyangelic

    As I clicked on the link *Please don’t be in Florida. Please don’t be in Florida* (Link loads) Awww Danny. Why we gotta start off 2014 with all this bullsyht.

  • I Have Logorrhea

    (hides FL id, pulls out PA birth certificate) damn yo why the weirdest and ratchet shyt comes from FL… there should be a Shyt Outta FL section on here.