No matter how bad you think your job is….

You’re not this guy.

Your not fleshlight for a bull guy…..

cow_flesghlightman I wish my job WOULD be to drive a gatdamn cow fuck mobile. HOW do you tell folks about your job? WHat do you say when you get home and your spouse asks you what you did at work and all you’ve gt to say is I let 5 bulls fuck the cart today.



Just no.



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    • 007diva says

      The same damn people who thought it was cute to stick their whole arm up the other end of the cow…..

  1. ThatDamnPaul says

    Just a thought. There is a better than average chance that there is a window somewhere around where the cow vajayjay would be so that you can steer that thing. Which means that the driver has a up close and personal view of bull peen coming right at him. In IMAX 3D even.

  2. Troy Frazier says

    But, what is his actual job? What is he DOING? This doesn’t seem like something that requires human interaction. Is he making sexy cow noises to make the experience more believable?

    • imagination1919 says

      some where along the way people decided that we should have more control over the breeding process of certain animals – cows, horses, etc… so “methods” were developed, to get the males to produce seed, and then select females are impregnated.
      so yeah, this is actually part of his job – jerking off cows… and later he’ll be putting the “good stuff” into a female….

  3. WhyDOIKnowThis says

    Nope. This guy has it worst. Full. Arm. Sleeve.
    Jacking off an elephant through the booty hole.

    • SKTheKid says

      It doesn’t look like he’s got a problem with his job though, dude is working with GUSTO.