High Jump vs Nope


First of gatdamn all, I had to watch several times to be sure the first jumpers were even REAL! WTF!?? How is that possible!!!?? That’s some gatdamn CHarles Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters-ass shyt right there….

But the last guy? I guffawed a hearty guffaw…..

When not responding to the dictate:" Will the Defendant Please Rise.." CEO and Creator of OHN;Slaus, is a comic illustrator and Social Media whore who spends his free time building legos, playing video games, drawing fantasy characters and being abused by his wife, two sons and cat.

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  1. Riley_Free_Man says

    Niguhs jumped over that shyt like Liu phuckin Kang from Mortal Kombat n shyt! LMAO! That last *ahem* caucasian proved he never ran from a dog in his damn life!

  2. notconvincedgranny says

    Didn’t need to Fosbury Flop, looked like they were tiptoeing through the tulips. I like that.

  3. Micchi Dawn says

    I was good until participant number 3. I literally screeched down the office. Thanks Slaus!! LOL

  4. The Lurkasaurus Rex says

    Dear Contestant Number 3:

    Really, n!gga? Really?

    That was ya best effort? How in the fugg do you negotiate an escalator? With a five-point NASCAR harness?

    I’d weep for ya chirruns,but if you fugg the way you walk, you been bustin’ in ya wife’s belly button for the duration of your marriage…

    Meanwhile, you might wanna look into a bike helmet…and maybe a mouthpiece, you recessive evolutionary backwater-azz bytch. And, no, PLEASE don’t reproduce.



    All Legitimate Members of Homo sapiens

    P.S. – I almost thought of calling you a fuggin’ troglodyte, except that I’d have insulted every chimp that ever shyt in its own hand and rubbed it in another chimp’s face.