Last week we posted a story for the Men’s Roundtable where we discussed when was the appropriate time to get rid of the “Ass Stash“- the box of old pictures and memorabilia of past sexual conquests you enjoyed.Well I knew a few people would be upset about the post and we all joked about it possibly causing some people a world of trouble as well as making some folks go in search of the Pandora’s Box but….. who knew that shyt was actually going to happen.
Like…for real, for real.
Female readers abound went in search of the hated box and a few of you found exactly what you really didn’t want to find. WHY you went searching for it is beyond me. You are probably the same kind of people who need to smell the fart when someone says: ooooh I pooted, and your ass is like: SNIFF SNIFF: ugh you did. Silly asses. Seriously… that was about the stupidest shyt in all of ever and you know what? You know what you jaggle mouth heffa you? I have no sympathy for you. Nope.. not nan. Ladies that’s about the dumbest shyt since dudes who ask a woman;” how many partners she has had.” Bytch you don’t want to know her answer! You don’t really want to know about all the other cocks that ventured deep below( deeper than you by 4-5 inches even)! No number is going to be acceptable so what is the point of asking her? Just like you ladies who actually went searching for the ass stash, found it, then want to be mad about it. Ugh.
And fellaz, Don’t message us anymore all pissed off THAT you got busted. YOU are the one that kept the shyt, YOU deal with the consequences. YOU Silly bytch you. No one here at OHN is feeling sorry for you. None of us.
But… we did quite enjoy your angry ass messages. Here are some of my favourites.
“… Y’all some some f*cking f*ggot-ass b*tches for that Ass Stash post. Why would you crab-ass n*ggas write that stupid shit. My girl went looking through all my sneaker boxes and found the one with all my shit in it. All because of you f*gs…. ”
“Slaus I gotta tell you, man. That shoebox post had me scrambling! I had to have my brother come get my trunk of goodies and keep it at his house where he put it in his u-haul storage later. Man that shit was like: “RED ALERT! RED ALERT!” ***** (wife) came up to me the next day talking about:”I know you better not still have a box of ex lover shit in this house.” Thanks to getting it out of there, I was able to tell the truth to her. Because I technically DON’T have a box of stuff in THIS house. I just had to tell you this because I knew you would get a kick out of it.”
” Dear OHN, Thank you for the Shoebox post featured in the Men’s Roundtable. I went searching and I found my man’s special trinkets. It was interesting to see the different kinds of women he found special enough to hold onto. Lot’s of beautiful voluptuous black women. Which is interesting since I’m white and so is he. I won’t ever tell him that I found his box of prizes but I find it really eye opening to say the least. Not sure if I should feel very inadequate or wonder if he married me to make his family happy.”
” Found my man’s special box. About a hundred pictures of him with white women. When he comes asking me for some ass later I will hand his box to him and tell him to “ask this box of white bitches for some ass.” ” Ask that box of bitches to wash your clothes for you.” I’m not going to do that but I will sure be thinking it. least he had good taste in white girls and not the typical fat ones you see brothers with all the time.”
Dear Slaus, I loved the Roundtable post about the Box of sexual conquests from a person’s past and to let you know, I’m a female. We women have our own boxes of items from lovers past and I will guarantee you that more of us have them than not. It’s nice to be able to look back to times where someone made you feel special and loved. Days when you feel down and need a pick me up. I sincerely it’s healthy.
Slaus. “Whilst” ( as you’ve got me saying now) doing some spring cleaning this past weekend to surprise my wife before she got back in town, I dusted off my old ass stash and took a stroll down memory lane. Of course though I accidentally found HER Dicklopedia as well.It was filled with letters and pictures of her with NBA and football n*ggas and some with other chicks and the aforementioned football and NBA n*ggas. Well watching sports is now ruined for me lol.
Wow.. some ol shyt popped off from all of this it seems.