White People Problems and your embarrassing music choices

Yeah.. I can see how this might be a problem ass problem.

I remember back in my young days when I was out partying with my friends ( many white) and we’d be driving somewhere blaring Tupac or some shyt with the top down riding around and whenever the word: Nigga came up, they would all skip it and i’d be there cracking the hell up because they refused to sing the shyt. I usually cussed them out because I told them I’m SURE that when a Black person isn’t ear shot, they sing the shyt out of it so don’t front ass front right now.  Like that scene in the movie: White Chicks..

Still my homies of a lighter complexion refuuuuuused to say the damn word in my presence and ya know what, I respected them for that I guess. SO when they decided to not say the ish, my young dumb evil azz would say it anyway till the point it became a game that when the word came up, they would all point to me to say the shyt, but then i’d replace the word: Nigga with random other racial slurs until we were all in tears laughing.

why_r_you_whiteThis also takes me back to a time when I lived in Northern Cali and was driving with the top down near Jack London Square near Yoshi’s when Nsync’s Bye Bye Bye came on, which I will admit….was my shyt. Ok it is still my shyt. Fuck y’all don’t judge me.  Anyway, I was at the stop light and was GIGGING in the ride singing that shyt when a car of brothers pulled up next to me and gave me a hard ass side-eye. I sat there in my seat quiet..embarrassed as hell before saying:” Maaan Y’all mufuggas love this shyt too, don’t front. :: continues gigging::” Then the brothers turned up the same station and BOTH cars of homies had the ish blaring and we were all cracking up at the redlight.

Man i’ve been busted in the ride singing, Country… disney…. ANime soundtracks….Pop. Bytch don’t let Katy Perry’s; Dark Horse come on… it’s a wrap.

Have you ever been busted enjoying a “questionable” music choice?

Bytch you know you got busted singing to the Spice Girls… don’t lie.

 

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When not responding to the dictate:" Will the Defendant Please Rise.." CEO and Creator of OHN;Slaus, is a comic illustrator and Social Media whore who spends his free time building legos, playing video games, drawing fantasy characters and being abused by his wife, two sons and cat.
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  • letinstar

    get into it….

    • Unckle_Ruckus

      You’re my boy, Blue!

  • Omelette!

    For my inner hippy (or Manson Family member)

  • http://dontshootmessenger.blogspot.com/ JediReturns

    Wow… I just had a flashback. Bright summer day. Cruising for the fun of it. I was sitting at a stop light and a car pulls up with two extremely fine sisters in it. They kept looking at me and talking to each other, but since they were considerably younger than me I just let it go. When we got to the next light, it was obvious that they had slowed down to wait for me. They turned their flirt game up and I saw how good they really looked. Now I figured I would test them to see how interested they were. So when the light changed, I let them get ahead of me, cut behind them, and parked in a liquor store parking lot. They got to the next corner, turned into the far entrance of the parking lot and parked next to me. When I rolled down the window to start the conversation, they got the confused puppy screw face, looked at each other, and busted out laughing. I forgot I was blasting the Electric Light Orchestra. I took the L, rolled my window back up, and kept on jamming ELO.

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i2d45tOgBl0

    • FubsyNumbles

      Those women had no taste!

  • SY

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK… I refuse to say that I CAN STILL be caught Jamming Madonna (Fuckyou judge away) And will sing “Part of Your World” LOUDLY AND HORRIBLY because I can! Damnit… I am 32 years old and DGAF!! LMAO I will enjoy my silly life!!

    • Omelette!

      Madonna has some wonderful stuff

      • JustSlaus

        I’lll never Be and aaaaangellllllll
        I’ll never be, a Saint, it’s truuuuuueee
        I’m too busy surviiiiving…..

        Lemme tell you. This is my fav MAdonna cd…. ever

        • Omelette!

          It’s a toss up between this and Erotica for me.
          This so pretty (before she got unbearably pompous).

  • TracyTrips

    Don’t even TRY to say you don’t jam the fuck out to this. I love the military covers of it!

    • JustSlaus

      let me go even further… I jam the fugg out when this is on…

      bytches I said stop judging me!!!

      • TracyTrips

        Ok I guess we just spillin ALL our secrets and shit

        • Lately25

          I didn’t even know who One Direction was, welllll actually I still don’t. But I KNOW this damn song and jamz it HARD!!!

      • Lately25

        Toooo many drunk trips to New Orleans were spent bouncing from club to club, and you can bet they had this shiz right here blasting, and us dancing like crazy to it!

  • JustSlaus

    and if this comes on whilst we are driving, you need to STFU and not talk to me for the full length of the song…

    • DB Ruberto

      Nobody better say SHIT! Rage ALL DAMN DAY!

      • 007diva

        Okay!

  • RisqueLady

    Yep, I remember those days!!! Now that I’m older, I give no F*ks to who hears me crankin songs I was embarrassed to sing out loud! Btw, “Islands In The Stream” – Dolly Parton/Kenny Rogers/Bee Gees is my shyt :P

    • TracyTrips

      girl……Don’t let me hear this up in the club.

      • Yaya

        we’re not worried. It won’t come on.

      • mrsrony

        This was my STUFF!!!

  • Guest
  • Kasey Toomuchcoffeeboi Tucker

    Screw it I keep effing up posting this but basically I will BUMP the hell out of the Go-Go’s anytime…anyplace! And you’ll find a scorched empty field of fucks I give about anyone judging me…In fact something is wrong with you on a cellular level if you have NEVER liked anything Belinda Carlisle crooned in the 80’s!!!

    • Final Girl

      “you’ll find a scorched empty field of fucks I give ”
      You won. Like, for real. You are my new spirit animal.

      • Kasey Toomuchcoffeeboi Tucker

        Cool! But just to forewarn you…I ain’t shit on an hourly basis…

  • TracyTrips

    Yes i have this on my playlist and YES I jam the fiizuck out.

    • Kasey Toomuchcoffeeboi Tucker

      Oh oh ohhhohhhhh ~does that east coast cabbage patch~

      • TracyTrips

        Did you say East Coast? ::eastcoastsway::

        • JustSlaus

          Doom Doom Doom Daaaaada
          DOOM doom doom Daaaaada

        • LadyCant

          Fubsy HATES THEM.

          LOATHES THEM WITH A PASSION. *gets ready to turn this shyt up next*

          • JustSlaus

            d.N.F. is fired.

    • Yaya

      I love you for this Tracy. I’m still obsessed with your calulliflower colored kin folk right hea^^^

    • LadyCant

      Oh shyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyt!!! *rolls up my jeans*

  • JustSlaus

    let this ish ever come on….. it’s a wrap..

    • TracyTrips

      I don’t know about you but I think I’d like to see the bolo come back in style.

    • LadyCant

      *STARES*

      • JustSlaus

        shuddup and love it.

  • Kasey Toomuchcoffeeboi Tucker

    If you don’t shut all the way the hell up when THIS comes up, you basically sign up for the electric chair in my house!

    • Kasey Toomuchcoffeeboi Tucker

      Fun fact: His Lola (or me-maw to some of you nigz) was sangin’ her ass off in this!

    • mrsrony

      I went to see him in concert once with coworkers. Me and a backup singer were the only ink dots on the field. I showed OUT and cared not one iota!!

  • BSmuv

    I fall back into my Identity Crises days when any of these coming on in like an doctor’s office or Staples:

    • JustSlaus

      anyone who doesn’t like this song can’t be my friends n shyt

    • Unckle_Ruckus

      This was my wake up alarm on the phone for years, son. Years.

  • BSmuv

    • Kasey Toomuchcoffeeboi Tucker

      Man fuck this video when you’re trippin balls!…I mean I love his work!

  • DB Ruberto

    (Posted to wrong section because I am special):

    I was at the bus stop just yesterday singing this one:

    No, there are no fucks given

  • JustSlaus

    judge me.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Empq3ZkTm8E
    You get a liiiine, i’ll get a pole. We’llll go fishing in a crawfish hole.

    • TracyTrips

      I love me some Little Big Town! Them and The Band Perry are my shit right now.

  • JustSlaus

    and also… i admit…. I love me some gatdamn Rick Ross…

    I think I’m BIG MEECH!!! SLAUSY HOOVER……

    Please don’t kick me out of the SSBN, y’all… I need my Secret Society of Bourgeois Negroes….

    • Kasey Toomuchcoffeeboi Tucker

      Yeahhh this puts you up for review though…

  • mrsrony

    I dares ya to sit still!! http://youtu.be/-4f7XeE3Y7g

  • JustSlaus

    This came on the 80’s station the other day… I turned it up and was in my VIBE, bytch…

    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xlplh_swing-out-sister-break-out_music

    • Beffa

      but they’re a jazz group so that’s acceptable :)

      • FubsyNumbles

        Jazz band!!! Ha! Noooope. They be pop, pure and simple.

        • JustSlaus

          over here, when i worked at the record for years in high school and college, we did in fact have them in Jazz round these parts. Over there they are pop? interesting.

          • Omelette!

            Yep, they were pop here, look at their peers, so many groups sounded like that.

  • Yaya

    You can’t tell me this song doesn’t make you horny and hifey!

    • Kasey Toomuchcoffeeboi Tucker

      A pannie dropper…even with my crowd lol

      • Yaya

        oh really? hmmmmm…I shall think of that if I ever decide to pull a chick.

        • Kasey Toomuchcoffeeboi Tucker

          if YOU make that decision all of our collective radars iz gonna go AWF!…

          • Yaya

            i don’t know what that means.

    • Omelette!

      I miss formation dancing…

  • mrsrony

    Folks have threatened to get out of my car when if this come on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_50-gOeBilc&list=PL334532B22409C52F&feature=share

    • Kasey Toomuchcoffeeboi Tucker

      Let em git out! Git the hell on outcha car!

  • Omelette!

    • notconvincedgranny

      And…Total Eclipse of the Heart.

  • RisqueLady

    “Shootin at the walls of heartache…bang bang…I am the warrior.”
    That’s rite…I sang it out LOUD!!!

  • mrsrony

    I seriously needed to record my harmonizing skills in the car with this. http://youtu.be/UrIiLvg58SY

    • LadyCant

      OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG *lights every fvcking lighter on the planet*

  • letinstar

    sweet…

    • Omelette!

      I don’t believe this! I took down Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep because I didn’t think anyone would have the faintest clue. I almost posted Wig Wam Bam or Blockbuster – in fact I shall!

      • letinstar

        Never be ashamed! Be free like me!!!!!

        • Omelette!

          OK, fuck it then

          • letinstar

            you can never wrong with boney m…

            • Omelette!

              Oh yeah?

              • letinstar

                genius!

  • Kasey Toomuchcoffeeboi Tucker

    Hot and burnANG…in yo nostrils! Pouring…DOWN YO GAAAPING MOUF ohwoooo!

    • DB Ruberto

      I LOVE YOU.

    • FubsyNumbles

      Get that song offa here! That ain’t remotely embarrassing – Siouxsie & The Banshees will forever be nothing but damned cool.

      • Omelette!

        I know; I’m shocked!

  • Les

    Present jams:

    • DB Ruberto

      I’m working on an accoustic arrangement of “Demons”… love both these!

    • JustSlaus

      this whole album is nice.

  • Les

    Past jams:

  • notconvincedgranny

    Spandau Ballet. Tears for Fears. Steve Winwood. Florence and the Machine. Fitz and the Tantrums. I have no shame.

    • http://dontshootmessenger.blogspot.com/ JediReturns

      Spandau Ballet and Tears for Fears were my groups.

      • DB Ruberto

        STILL are my jams!

    • Omelette!

      Those are good though!

  • http://dontshootmessenger.blogspot.com/ JediReturns

    I traded groups with my first college roommate. I got him hooked on Slave and Rick James, and he got me hooked on Jethro Tull.

    m.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xY7Heaqg8

  • Omelette!

    I’m sorry. This damn song.

  • Omelette!

    Don’t care; it’s catchy…

    • letinstar

      i love this song!

    • notconvincedgranny

      Mine is Ventura Highway.

    • JustSlaus

      Loooove this damn song.

      • Omelette!

        It just transports me, where to I don’t know.

  • Valerie Stephens

    It’s Britney Bytch!!!

    • TracyTrips

      I LOVE PRE-SHAVED HEAD BRITNEY AND NOBODY CAN MAKE ME STOP

    • Omelette!

      I still hum Toxic on the bus.

  • Unckle_Ruckus

    In my car, the playlist has no boundaries. One night I’m at a stop light and a truck full of white kids pull up next to me, blasting Gawd knows what full of misogyny and N-bombs. Not one hat was worn in the proper direction as they head nodded. Loved at me, for confirmation or to receive hood passes. I simply turned up my speakers and let Metallica speak on my behalf. “Am I evil” flew out of the window and I threw up the two fingers out the sunroof and gave a guttural scream. Left their silly azzes right at the intersection. Didn’t need anyone to hand me a pass into the Kingdom of Metal, I took it.

    • LadyCant

      Everything about this is so fecking awesome I can’t EVEN.

  • Valerie Stephens

    IDGAFFFF where I am when this comes on! Singing to the top of my lungs…
    Some will win some will looose some are born to siiiiing the bluueeess!!!

    • mrsrony

      you have no human spirit if you dont!

  • Valerie Stephens

    • DameloSuave

      Everybody better get it in to Livin on a Prayer…IJS

    • Unckle_Ruckus

      That’s my karaoke jam.

  • Omelette!

    Sue me

  • letinstar

    #NSFW – Berlin

    • Omelette!

      is any of this safe for work?

      • letinstar

        lol…apparently not…how it made past the censors on mtv, i’ll never know…

  • LadyCant

    I might get divorced and excommunicated from OHN, but……..I’ll own it.

    Okay, maybe not OWN………*slinks away*

    • JustSlaus

      THAAAAAANK YOU! LMAAAOOOO I needed someone else to admit they liked Nickelback before sat here by myself…

      Let me tell you what is life. Me and Minista at my birthday a few years ago. Drinking tequila… and singing and harmonizing Nickelback songs..

      • LadyCant

        *CRYING* I just knew I was gonna get lynched up in this piece!

        Fubsy has divorced us both, too……..*out of breath*

        • JustSlaus

          :: buffs nails :: he has no say in this relationship. We all will not be divorced we will not…..

          • LadyCant

            And since my neck is still safe:

            • DB Ruberto

              You are brave… but I …I.. I admit to Creed too

        • TracyTrips

          FUCK ERRRRYONE I LOVE NICKELBACK

  • FubsyNumbles

    I have genuinely just realised, after all these years, that there may, just possibly, be a litte teensy-weensy smidgeon of a link between the subjects in these two favourite songs from my youth….. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A30Bt29i5KM

  • 007diva

    Just let me hear some Boy George, lemme hear it!

  • letinstar

    in theory i should hate this…but i don’t…welp…

    • Kasey Toomuchcoffeeboi Tucker

      I saw them with Corey Hart and Glass Tiger in Windsor Ontario in the 80’s…I sang louder than every Biff and Buffy in the stadium!

      • letinstar

        Motorin’

  • Kasey Toomuchcoffeeboi Tucker

    Jazz Hands Bytches!

  • DameloSuave

    I can’t believe not one of you hookers said this one:

    And of course

    Ain’t no lie, bye bye bye!

  • DameloSuave

    Umm, no one said this either? What’s wrong with y’all? You covered Bon Jovi, a-ha, and Kim Carnes…

    I can’t remember the movie, but I like the song

    And..

    • FubsyNumbles

      Maybe ‘cos it ain’t embarrassing to like it.

    • JustSlaus

      if you DON’T like Seattle grunge, i can’t be friends with you

  • HaStyle

    I will burst out into this song for no reason from time to time. So just imagine when it actually comes on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV4DiAyExN0

  • TracyTrips

    DON’T LET ME NOT HAVE MY KIDS IN THE CAR WHEN THIS SHIT COMES ON

  • Jonesey

    … that one time a few years back, when I was listening to “Bed of Roses” by Bon Jovi on a crouded train and someone squeezing by ripped out the plug of my heaphones… it was a Sony Walkman mobile and those intelligent bastards will switch to speaker mode at exactly whateeeever volume you were listening to when they register the headphones unplugging. So… I was blasting a crowded train with what is probably the cheesiest ballad that ever cheesed by an artist I usually really can’t stand. I don’t usually blush, but… I went full on tomato.

  • DanceMagicDance

  • Omelette!

    Mu Mu land anyone?

    • letinstar

      i love klf…everything is always a big production with them…

  • letinstar

    this makes me want to tie a bandanna around my head, put on a pair of extra snug pleather trousers and strut around….

  • Hoppylulu

    I act a fool when any Bon Jovi comes on….Wanted Dead or Alive? You better watch out.

    And Barry Manilow’s Copacobana…..LOVE.