Now everyone and their momma keeps tagging me in this video and all talking the saaaaame shyt, the saaaaaaame shyt!
Person: Slaus look at this video and watch this chick straight play it off like nothing happened…
Maaan look! She didn’t play off a damn thing! What she was doing on the ground was NOT trying to play off a twerk, that poor woman was dead and those ass twitches were just the electrical impluses coming from her gatdamn brain that arrived but a few seconds too late after she died. She didn’t play off a daaaamn thing! Poor woman was seizing and her lower half was trying to go for help but the lower body didn’t understand that she was already dead in her FACE!
I swear when she hit that floor that she pooted out her own soul through her anus. Look at the video real closely and you’ll see her very life leave her physical form. You know why? Because she probably took gymnastics course taught by some larry-ass negroe. Ol Larry- ass larry.
We should send this woman’s family a card or some shyt.
Tell them that we are sorry for their loss.
or… maybe she really did try to play the shyt off like: I know I just slammed every last inch of my face into this here concrete but.. maybe if I wiggle my ass no one will notice. Hypno-ass or some shyt.
Heffa I noticed…