Played it off? Twerk fail chick didn’t play off ISH!!!

Now everyone and their momma keeps tagging me in this video and all talking the saaaaame shyt, the saaaaaaame shyt!
Person: Slaus look at this video and watch this chick straight play it off like nothing happened…

Maaan look! She didn’t play off a damn thing! What she was doing on the ground was NOT trying to play off a twerk, that poor woman was dead and those ass twitches were just the electrical impluses coming from her gatdamn brain that arrived but a few seconds too late after she died.  She didn’t play off a daaaamn thing! Poor woman was seizing  and her lower half was trying to go for help but the lower body didn’t understand that she was already dead in her FACE!


I swear when she hit that floor that she pooted out her own soul through her anus. Look at the video real closely and you’ll see her very life leave her physical form. You know why? Because she probably took gymnastics course taught by some larry-ass negroe.  Ol Larry- ass larry.

We should send this woman’s family a card or some shyt.

Tell them that we are sorry for their loss.

or… maybe she really did try to play the shyt off like: I know I just slammed every last inch of my face into this here concrete but.. maybe if I wiggle my ass no one will notice. Hypno-ass or some shyt.

Heffa I noticed…

When not responding to the dictate:" Will the Defendant Please Rise.." CEO and Creator of OHN;Slaus, is a comic illustrator and Social Media whore who spends his free time building legos, playing video games, drawing fantasy characters and being abused by his wife, two sons and cat.

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  1. Hautie says

    I was feeling sorry for her… till this…

    “I swear when she hit that floor that she pooted out her own soul through her anus…”

    Then I went back and rewatched the video… and got to laughing.

    Yes, I am going straight to hell for laughing at her pain. But dang it… I really do think I saw that poot and her soul leaving!

  2. says

    BOL @ Slaus!!!

    First of all, a handstand off the side of a stage into SLOW twerk!??

    Nawl, she hit that ground and was down there reevaluating the last few seconds of her life!!

  3. notconvincedgranny says

    Dang, she smooched the cement so hard the afterlife didn’t recognize her. Didn’t even look organic.

  4. Mr. After Dark says

    Damn… had to see it again lol

    Just a bunch of slow twerkin and flower jerkin…

  5. CaraQ says

    Her entire ratchet ass life flashed before her eyes when her head smacked that pavement. Someone get the ground some baby powder!

  6. Micchi Dawn says

    See I was not expecting that. Her head just kinda bounced on off the pavement! ihollered!!

  7. DameloSuave says

    This will be a PSA for future twerkers…

    I can see her friends now: ‘Hey, Verneryria, ‘member that time you almost kilt yourself doing a handstand? Girl, we thought we almost lost ya!’