I kind of feel like …unlike how things work to the Entrance of Narnia where you walk inside of an enchanted wardrobe and come out the other side into a wondrous and magical world, This shyt is horribly different.
I imagine that if you go to your Grandmomma n’nem’s house and you go over to that old-ass floor model tv she has that doesn’t work but is surrounded by graduating pictures of your aunt’s and uncles with a “new” old Tv on top, and if you turn it to CHannel 3 whilst frying a balogna sandwhich, you will be whisked to ……this ol fuck-ass shyt right here.
And you will never be able to return.
and… this big ol brown bear… WILL rub it’s genitals on your upper lip and nose….followed by that ol Larry-ass looking-ass fool holding the bear dick.
On that old-ass blanket ….
with his ashy-ass knees.
and you will know what hell is.
But… Say Something Nice though….