Say something nice. Barely Safe for Work edition…

 

So…… yeah.
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I kind of feel like …unlike how things work to the Entrance of Narnia where you walk inside of an enchanted wardrobe and come out the other side into a wondrous and magical world, This shyt is horribly different.

I imagine that if you go to your Grandmomma n’nem’s house and you go over to that old-ass floor model tv she has that doesn’t work but is surrounded by graduating pictures of your aunt’s and uncles with a “new” old Tv on top, and if you turn it to CHannel 3 whilst frying a balogna sandwhich, you will be whisked to ……this ol fuck-ass shyt right here.

And you will never be able to return.

and… this big ol brown bear… WILL rub it’s genitals on your upper lip and nose….followed by that ol Larry-ass looking-ass fool holding the bear dick.

On that old-ass blanket ….

with his ashy-ass knees.

and you will know what hell is.

But… Say Something Nice though….

 

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When not responding to the dictate:" Will the Defendant Please Rise.." CEO and Creator of OHN;Slaus, is a comic illustrator and Social Media whore who spends his free time building legos, playing video games, drawing fantasy characters and being abused by his wife, two sons and cat.
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  • letinstar

    i’m gonna pretend i didn’t see this…

    • notconvincedgranny

      You’ve got a great imagination.

  • Omelette!

    “Then Goldilocks found one that was just right!”

    • 007diva

      LOL!

  • SY

    I thought this was the dude from Girlfriends… Joan’s homeboy… I promise!! (is that nice?)

    • Steve

      I thought that was him too!

  • Beffa

    “if you turn it to Channel 3 whilst frying a bologna sandwich, you will be whisked to ……this ol fuck-ass shyt right here.”

    in tears!

  • Les

    How long did you study this pic?
    I did not see ashy knees OR old blanket. Until you mentioned it.
    Now I can’t unsee it.

  • Jonesey

    Those shorts are a nice shade of blue. And they look clean.

    • notconvincedgranny

      Not for long.

  • JustMe81

    That bear has its tongue sticking out in ecstasy…happy bears are a good thing, I suppose.

    • Omelette!

      How do you think he got it home?

    • DameloSuave

      I’m still not sure if that’s a stuffed bear or a person in a costume…and I really don’t wanna know the answer

      • Omelette!

        I know, having emailed that around, we’re all sitting in the office trying to figure our whether what’s poking out is attached to some contortionist Plushie who’s stuffed into the leg because the angle on the head is wrong. Although it may be an inflatable for kids parties with an “attachment”.
        I am Jessica Fletcher and as you can tell, we’re busy today.

  • DanceMagicDance

    Interesting village and fruit painting he has back there….

  • BSmuv

    I am so confused, bear play is a thing now?

  • Troy Frazier

    Slaus, I feel like you know some deep, dark recesses of the internet that you shouldn’t.

    • JustSlaus

      coming from you that is NOT a compliment…. lmao

      • Omelette!

        I know! He makes Chidiva look like Beatrix Potter.

  • Baegatha Christie

    WHO IS TAKING THIS PICTURE?!!?!?

  • DameloSuave
  • Hautie

    Something positive: That brown fuzzy bear has a righteous inner thigh gap.

    Something I can not un-see: That Mister in the Blue shorts… has a 3 inch high, pitched tent.

    • DameloSuave

      Something I can not un-see: That Mister in the Blue shorts… has a 3 inch high, pitched tent.

      WHY WOULD YOU POINT THAT OUT TO US?!!

      Ugh…*goes to wash brain w/bleach*

    • SY

      DAMNIT I went to look!! Now, my eyes burn!!

    • Micchi Dawn

      Didn’t even see it till YOU pointed it out and I with my nosey self had to go back up and check!

  • Unckle_Ruckus

    Glad to see that time spent in prison was well spent?

  • HaStyle

    At least he looks as disgusted in that pic as I am about that pic.

  • notconvincedgranny

    Something nice: they are well coordinated. Both brown, and wearing blue. And because this makes me want to do this, I shall name him Ralph.

  • http://www.monaliscurls.com/ Monalisacurls

    Omg his knee looks like a snow-capped mountain…just as the ice begins to thaw. O_o

  • Micchi Dawn
  • http://dontshootmessenger.blogspot.com/ JediReturns

    The baby is built like the mother and has the father’s complexion.

    • DameloSuave

      Ummmm…sir…what baby?

      Actually, don’t tell me – I feel I’m better off not knowing

      • 007diva

        Okay…….

      • http://dontshootmessenger.blogspot.com/ JediReturns

        I first saw it on my phone and I thought he was holding a little thing that looked like a stuffed bear. After I saw it full-sized I realized he was holding the stuffed bear’s little thing.

  • CaspercutieSTL

    *Slowly backs out of this post* I was never here.

  • MiniCuse

    Why does Fucky the Bear have a two-tone paint job on his nutsack?