Things disgust or scare you so bad that turn you into a little bytch….

We all have our things that truly bother us and or creep us the fuck out in every way possible. I mean in ways beyond ways. Today we are going to discuss all the little things that either truly scare us or disgust us beyond ways.

Here are a few of mine. These are things that will cause me to turn into large irrational negro-man at the drop of a dime.

1). Rodents. Fuck mice, Fuck Rats, Fuck Hamsters, Fuck Gerbils and fuck Mickey Mouse.  Even Guinea pigs with their big ol cute fat asses. Fuck them also.   If a mouse trapses it’s lil fuck-ass across my path, you will see 5 robots lions merge to form BytchaTron and then I will throw whatever or whomever at the lil fucker then run.


2). People blowing their noses. I hate all things mucus related. All things.  When people blow their noses I just imagine globs of mucussy fuck-assness traveling from their innards out into this realm of reality and it grosses me OUT!  Let a bytch blow their nose in a restaurant. I’m gonna be like: Check Please….    Then I’m gonna stab a bytch through the fo’head with a Baguette.

3). Fuck Nuns.

4). Fuck Clowns. No such thing as a good clown. All Clowns are just waiting for you to turn your back so that they can insert candy into your anus. Bytch i’m positive that is the truth.  Then after they have inserted tons of magical ass candy up your bum, you turn into a Pinata. Then when lil kids (mostly mexicans) bust the pinata open, those kids end up eating the magical  ass-candy and have nightmares…which gives birth to new Clowns. Fuck Clowns.

5). Fuck those weeping Angel Statues from Dr Who. Seriously… fuck those things.

6). Ann Coulter. Bytch facial features are too sharp and scary.

7) The movie Night of The Living Dead…. man that movie serious fucks with me.

8). Maggots – All larval creatures were made for no other reason than to be disgusting.


9).  Any Movie with Keanu Reeves. God he is the worst.

Dear Keanu Reeves. Eat a dick. Love, Slaus...

Dear Keanu Reeves. Eat a dick. Love, Slaus…

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  1. Chidiva says

    Frogs and Toads,even the yard decoration ones,I LOATHE them.I am sure they were sent here by Satan to do all of his dirty work.Snot swallowing,My Blanco queso -hued Husband does this and I must say,It turns my stomach.

  2. JustMe81 says

    Sir, I will not have you speak negatively about The Matrix (well, the first one, the other two kinda sucked…like, a lot). Keanu had at least one good movie!

  3. Troy Frazier says

    “All Clowns are just waiting for you to turn your back so that they can insert candy into your anus.”

    Sounds like somebody had an interesting childhood.

  4. Micchi Dawn says

    Spiders and Flying Roaches. I turn into Supergirl! I move faster than a speeding bullet awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay from the area of my terror!

  5. Barbara Primous Jackson says

    Maggots, coyotes, the dark and open carry twatwaffles are my kryptonite. I can’t even run, I just freeze up and tremble like a delicate flower in a gentle breeze.

  6. Les says

    Any scary movie. I don’t care if you say it’s funny – if it makes me jump, I don’t want to watch it.

  7. Unckle_Ruckus says

    Snakes. All types. Lawd knows I tried to combat it. The weird part is that they fascinate me, on television or behind the glass at the zoo. See one in the wild and I headbutt trees.

  8. says

    ROACHES! I despise roaches. German, Japanese, Palmetto, I hate them all. If I go visit someone and I see a roach, I will wash all my clothes, even the ones I didn’t wear, and put my suitcase in a garbage bag for a month to suffocate the eggs. If I see a roach in my garage I can be depressed all day. If I survive a nuclear holocaust and roaches are still here… I’ll kill myself. Yes… its that bad.

    btw… Ann Coulter is a roach.

    I am also supremely weirded-out. by meat, fish or fowl cooked with the face still on it. yuck!!!

  9. notconvincedgranny says

    I dun tole you, spiders and their arachnid ass cousins. Size of a pinhead or size of a platter, no matter. They jump, they crawl, they swim, they stare – you know they stare, don’t lie. When you see them they stop – playing that old “you don’t see me” game. Bite me if you can catch me.

  10. DameloSuave says

    Most creepy-crawly insects (roaches, centipedes, millipedes, water bugs, etc.) and spiders. And if that heffa has wings? Errrybody gon die – once I stop running.

  11. Valerie says

    Dementors from Harry Potter. Always hated them.
    Barry White voice disgusts me as well.