We all have our things that truly bother us and or creep us the fuck out in every way possible. I mean in ways beyond ways. Today we are going to discuss all the little things that either truly scare us or disgust us beyond ways.
Here are a few of mine. These are things that will cause me to turn into large irrational negro-man at the drop of a dime.
1). Rodents. Fuck mice, Fuck Rats, Fuck Hamsters, Fuck Gerbils and fuck Mickey Mouse. Even Guinea pigs with their big ol cute fat asses. Fuck them also. If a mouse trapses it’s lil fuck-ass across my path, you will see 5 robots lions merge to form BytchaTron and then I will throw whatever or whomever at the lil fucker then run.
2). People blowing their noses. I hate all things mucus related. All things. When people blow their noses I just imagine globs of mucussy fuck-assness traveling from their innards out into this realm of reality and it grosses me OUT! Let a bytch blow their nose in a restaurant. I’m gonna be like: Check Please…. Then I’m gonna stab a bytch through the fo’head with a Baguette.
4). Fuck Clowns. No such thing as a good clown. All Clowns are just waiting for you to turn your back so that they can insert candy into your anus. Bytch i’m positive that is the truth. Then after they have inserted tons of magical ass candy up your bum, you turn into a Pinata. Then when lil kids (mostly mexicans) bust the pinata open, those kids end up eating the magical ass-candy and have nightmares…which gives birth to new Clowns. Fuck Clowns.
5). Fuck those weeping Angel Statues from Dr Who. Seriously… fuck those things.
6). Ann Coulter. Bytch facial features are too sharp and scary.
7) The movie Night of The Living Dead…. man that movie serious fucks with me.
8). Maggots – All larval creatures were made for no other reason than to be disgusting.
9). Any Movie with Keanu Reeves. God he is the worst.