This is how I know I’m the only sane person in all of the blogosphere. This is how I Know.
I mean… first of all it’s Florida. If a bytch was named Dynosaurus DIcklicks and their ID said: FLorida, I wouldn’t even Question it. Or FLint Michigan… I wouldn’t question shyt from Flint Michigan.
What I DO know is that you can’t expect shyt positive from a bytch named: Crystal Metheney.
But what we need to focus on is the fact that A BYTCH SHOT A GATDAMN MISSILE INTO A CAR! WHO THE FUCK SHOOTS MISSLES INTO CARS. ONLY bytches who do some crazy shyt like that are soldiers or mufuggas with a Decepticon Logo on their chest ass chest. So if she isn’t an Insurgent or a Bytch name isn’t Megetronisha, I need to know why rockety projectile were fired into an…an anything. Bytch wasn’t doing battles with DInobots!! WHY were missles being fired!!!
I got questions.
But i guess i shouldn’t question shyt by a heffa named Crystal Metheney.
What the fuck is next? Rolla Blunt? Crack Pipeson. Puff Puff Given***a?
…… Nawl y’all.