First of all let me just put it out there first and foremost that from the bottom of my heart I just feel the need to say what other bloggers are afraid to and that is this:

The Beyhive can eat a dick.

I like Beyonce. I likes her plenty. I think her music is awesome, her performances are amazing and I truly believe she is a most talented artist. But I hate the beyhive with the burning fire of a thousand stars. The Beyhive are to Beyonce fans as the West Boro Baptist Church are to Christians.  Yeah I said it.

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But I digress.

..they can still eat a dick’tho.

More than 200 unretouched photos from Beyonce’s 2013 L’Oreal cosmetic campaign were leaked on a fan site called The Beyonce World on Tuesday, showing fans that she’s human like everyone else.

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The 33-year-old superstar, known for her hit track Flawless, appears to have uneven and pimply skin under heavily applied foundation in the pre-Photoshop images.

Beyonce has yet to comment on the unretouched photos, which were immediately taken down by the website soon after they were posted. (They were picked up by Complex and Gawker.)

The outtakes appear to be from Beyonce’s adverts for L’Oreal’s Feria and Infallible products, which advertise hair dyes, lipsticks and foundations. [source]

The Beyhive flipped out so hard about all of this that the Beyonce FAN site that posted the pics as an homage to Beyonce being normal, removed the pictures as to not incur the wraith of the hive.

“Due to the disdain of the BeyHive, we have removed the photos. We don’t want to cause any drama, nor do we wish to start fan wars. Some of the things we have seen posted were just horrible, and we don’t want any parts of it. We were just posting the photos to share the fact that our queen is naturally beautiful, at the same time she is just a regular woman.” – BeyonceWorld

This is me wishing a hive WOULD punk me…
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I think on her worst day, Beyonce is still fine ass fine. Hell I think these so-called flaws in the pictures are a breath of fresh air as we get to see her looking like herself. I need to understand what is it exactly that you Beyhive fools think she is supposed to look like 24/7?? Perfection? No. She is a human being. A woman. And this is what a human being is going to look like with 2 layers of Sherwin Williams-ass make-up on her skin up under harsh ass harsh lights. Those lights could cook a gatdamn In n Out Burger. Those fools act like Beyonce wakes up every morning from her Chrysalis looking like a being of light n shyt.

What Beyonce looks like when she awakens in the morn in the eyes of the Beyhive.

What Beyonce looks like when she awakens in the morn in the eyes of the Beyhive.

Sheesh.

Damn. Let your damn Queen be a real person.  Love her “flaws and All”.

Just a matter of time now before they attack server and crash the site.

Oh well. I said it and I meant it.

Beyhive swarming around like Naraku’s Poison Insects n shyt

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I bet the majority of the Beyhive can tell you every song on every one of Beyonce’s albums and song length, but can’t name the last 4 Presidents or 3 of their kid’s teachers.