Woman Divorces Husband Over Massive Penis.

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A Nigerian woman filed for divorce from her husband because his penis was too big, according to media reports.

Aisha Dannupawa, a housewife and mother-of-three, asked for her marriage to husband Ali Maizinari to be dissolved due to his large manhood.

Their divorce was granted after just one week of marriage in a Islamic Sharia court in Nigeria’s Zamfara State.

She told the court she had married Maizinari after her first marriage failed.

As part of the local tradition, before settling into her husband’s home the bride was invited to move into his parents’ house.

But it was only when the couple first had sex she claimed that the trauma began. (Bruh..she said the dick caused Trauma, son. Did y’all read that Planet Earth? Trauma.)

‘When he came, we had sex but the experience was a nightmare. Instead of enjoying the sex, it turned out to be something else, because his penis was too big,’ she told the court, according to Nigeria’s Tribune.

After their first unsuccessful attempt at making love, she took medication given to her by her mother. (Her momma gave her some damn chemical X, y’all. Momma tried to save her baby’s inside parts from the dick).

‘I told my mother the experience but she told me to endure and that with time, I will be able to cope. She then gave me some drugs,’ she said to Nigerian media. (Wait, nope. Momma just letting her baby get impaled, y’all… just skewered)

According to Dannupawa, the couple had sex again but it was ‘too much to bear’ and the couple concluded that no drug could help their sex life or their marriage.

Maizinari did not deny the accusation and told the court he was willing to dissolve the union if his dowry and money spent during the courtship was paid back. [source]

“According to Dannupawa, the couple had sex again but it was ‘too much to bear’ and the couple concluded that no drug could help their sex life or their marriage.”

Planet Earth, that heffa took in just the tip and her damn walls were like:
red_alert_hoThat brother tried to hit her off with that pure from concentrate-ass mandingo jibby. That fool was about to cause a home hysterectomy n ish, y’all.  I bet when he just whipped that thing out and it hit the floor with a loud thunk sound, she was like:
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Then after he put the first 2ft worth of penis in that azz I bet all bets were off and the poor girl was like:

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boarding up 1At that point I am sure she didn’t care HOW many goats and dollars that dowry was, she thought about a life of having to be utterly impaled by that demon dick-ass having ass fool and she thought HELL TO THE NAWL!! Girl was probably boarding up her vagina like fools do before a hurricane comes in.  Police tape all around the bed n ish. Chick probably tried to ward off the demons in that penis by putting salt around her door and windows and all around the bed. Burning sage and cilantro all around the house. Sacrificed 4 goats. ANYTHING to help!

Now I know some of you size-queen azz heffas out there reading this right now and are like: Jibby too big??
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Maan sit your ol Open Hippo Mouth sized Vagina having azz down somewhere. Ol bottomless pit-ass heffas. You get aroused and your damn Vagina starts up like a damn Stargate n ish.

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I don’t know if I’m seriously jealous of this fool or if his life sounds lonely as hell. Sounds like his penis causes instant friendzone for women. She lets you try to put that ish in and then is like: “Let’s just be friends!!!!”

Daaang.

All of his exes are somewhere in body casts n ish

 

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Comments

  1. Nunya915 says

    I.am.CRYING!!!! LMAO!

    And for the record, I don’t fucking blame her. I bet ole donkey dick ass dude ain’t have no damn respect for her lady parts, either…smh. You did the right thing, girl. Vaginal prolapse is REAL.