Darth Hater


About Slaus

When not responding to the dictate:" Will the Defendant Please Rise.." CEO and Creator of OHN;Slaus, is a comic illustrator and Social Media whore who spends his free time building legos, playing video games, drawing fantasy characters and being abused by his wife, two sons and cat.

The Beyhive is upset at unretouched photos of their queen.

First of all let me just put it out there first and foremost that from the bottom of my heart I just feel the need to say what other bloggers are afraid to and that is this: The Beyhive can eat a dick. I like Beyonce. I likes her plenty. I think her music is awesome, her performances are amazing and I truly believe she is a most talented artist. But I hate the beyhive with the burning fire of a thousand stars. The Beyhive are to Beyonce fans as the West Boro Baptist Church are to Christians.  Yeah I said it. But I digress. ..they can still eat a dick'tho. More than 200 unretouched photos from Beyonce's 2013 L'Oreal cosmetic campaign were leaked on a fan site called The Beyonce World on Tuesday, showing fans that she's human like everyone else.   The 33-year-old superstar, known for her hit track Flawless, appears to have uneven and pimply skin under heavily applied foundation in the pre-Photoshop images. Beyonce has yet to comment on the unretouched photos, which were immediately taken down by the website soon after they were posted. (They were picked up by Complex and Gawker.) The outtakes appear to be from Beyonce's adverts for L'Oreal's Feria and Infallible products, which [...]

By |2015-02-19T11:18:05-06:00February 19th, 2015|2015 Posts, Blog Posts, Featured, Just Ignant, That Bitch Crazy|3 Comments

Comic Strip – I draw the line at clowns.

For many people who love American Horror Story, the season premiere was everything that is awesome. But for those of us who are also terrified of clowns, it was some ol BOOOOLSHYT!!!  I sat down to enjoy the show and ended up scarred for life.

By |2014-10-10T08:54:08-06:00October 10th, 2014|Comic Strips, Just Ignant|7 Comments