When Player One’s Away, The Games Will Play (bsfw)

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Apparently the French have a little free time on their hands — so they decided to explore that age-old-question “What would it be like if my favorite video games did a little team deathmatch between the sheets?” Note: The sound effects are way worse (and more French) than the actual visuals, so watch how loud [...]

Guy invites fellow gamer to come down to his house to fight…well he got stabbed and shot at instead.

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An online Xbox fight dramatically escalated when a 17-year-old boy stabbed his friend 22-times after first attempting to shoot him. Living just doors apart, 20-year-old Kevin Kemp and the unnamed teenager became embroiled in an argument while using their Xbox Live headsets and their crossed words became heated. As their banter turned bitter, Kemp issued [...]

Dear Gamers: it is reeealllyyyy not that serious

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An Ontario, Canada man is recovering after being assaulted and stabbed in the chest by an acquaintance who was enraged over a game of “World of Warcraft.” Canadian news service QMI Agency reports that Jordan Osborne went over to his neighbor’s house Wednesday after hearing a loud argument. He said that his neighbor, Justin Williams [...]

DAD OF THE YEAR!!!

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well maybe not Dad of the year but he is a pretty cool dad if you ask me! This dude painted a Legend of Zelda theme nursery! Cole Bradburn clearly wants to raise a little geek after his own heart. Why else would he paint the entire nursery with scenes from Legend of Zelda games? [...]

Try to survive in the Walking Dead video game…which my scaredy azz won’t be playing.

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This is for all of you little whores and your love for all things zombie azz zombie. This morning marked the first time we saw TellTale’s The Walking Dead game in action, and now we’ve got some more concrete, official details for you. The first of five monthly episodes of The Walking Dead is set for release in late [...]

GameBanging – Ugh i hate to admit.. Robin looks cool as hell in Batman: Arkham City

As we’ve reported before, Robin will be playable in Batman: Arkham City as part of a pre-order bonus. Now we have a full body black and white image of the Dark Knight’s little buddy and a few more details. Warner Bros. Interactive confirms that the Robin you see in these images is the Tim Drake version, [...]

LA NOIRE. The Best video game out right now is a game even nongamers love..

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Most games debut at game conferences to standing ovations. This game was shown at the Tribeca FIlm Festival… and was given a standing ovation. The thing about Rockstar’s latest game; La Noire, is that…. it’s hardly a game really. It’s not like playing a Call of Duty… a Halo reach.. God of War.. etc. No [...]

Ladies demonstrating Street Fighter style Ass whoopins..

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Only thing cooler than hot video game chicks? Hot REAL chicks doing hot video game chick shyt. Like the following lasses below with their crazy azz street fighting ass fighter moves. :: touching myself :: Oh.. yall are back already?? my bad…… fugg all yall. Why yall staring n shyt. :: E Honda 100 hands [...]

@ Gamebanging.com- Why Black people shouldn’t be in survival-horror games.

Want to read some unapologeticly racist ish? Well.. more than you USUALLY see around here? THen get on over to Gamebanging.com and read this ignance here. SInce in reality BLack people do NOT like spooky s***, don’t voluntarily go INTO spookey situations, and will generally leave your ass by yourself IN said spooky situation, in [...]

Impromptu Gamer night tonight. 7pm est. BLack-Ops.

Come on and get shot all up in your face tonight, hookers and bytches! Call of duty-Black ops. Xbox Live. 7pm est If we have a whole bunch of people like last time, we’ll just do a whole bunch of free-for-all face stabbing and murder azz murder. See you then, hoes! Brought to you by [...]

Black, Nerdy and a gamer chick. A black woman tells her story.

A good story over on Gaming Azz Gamers…. “It should suffice to say, I obviously don’t fit the mold of fat white guy, with glasses. I was a thin shapely black chick with glasses (use to wear glasses anyway), who spent her free time perusing not only Cosmo magazine, but strategy guides in now defunct [...]

Happy Birthday to the Queen of G.A.G!

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Not that kind of GAG you nasty lil bytches, I’m talking about the OHN gaming site: Gaming Azz Gamers which is spear headed by none other than OHN staffer: Truth and Reconciliation! Even if she DOES break the damn GAG board every gatdamn day…. I mean every.. gat… damn… day!! I still love and adore [...]

Serena Williams and her booty make me wanna buy this game….or beat. Maybe both.

Not never have i ever even thought about buying, renting, holding or even acknowleding a tennis game. But this damn ad made me want to reconsider. It also made me want to touch myself. Don’t judge me….

GAMER NIGHT – Wednesday-March 16th. 7pm.est BLACK-OPS. XBOXLIVE.

We haven’t all gotten together for some face shooting in forever. So let’s DO that. Get your drinks and snacks together, because we are going to go crazy for a few hours on Wednesday night. Just all types of shooting in the face. We’ll do some Core, Hardcore, and if we have enough people, some Free-for-all. ( [...]

THE most beautifully haunting and depressing videogame trailer…ever

We posted this game trailer on GamingAzzgamers.com yesterday, but I wanted to make sure i could share it with everrrryone. Not just because artistically it is beautiful, or even because it is… brilliant. But because I have not ever seen 1). anything zombie related that has ever truly painted the horror of hoe it would [...]

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