CherBear ruins Childhood. Christmas Edition

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Last year I told you that Santa Claus was bad for children. I said that he represented the image of the Rich,White man bestowing joy and prosperity. I said that his elves were just another example of exploitation of minority workers. I said that parents should rise up and shut Santa down. Say that he [...]

Chernanigans – What are YOU going to be for Halloween?

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  Guess what time it is? It’s Halloween time! I haven’t even picked a party, but it’s time to pick a costume! Well it’s time for y’all ratchet beasts to pick my costume. This year I put some thought into my choices and I picked items that I was really feeling, in that I would [...]

Cher’s Olympic Parade of Pretty

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Hello Again! How are y’all enjoying our parade? Now you may be asking yourself where is (insert name) cuz I don’t know these people you’re posting. I am admittedly digging deep to bring you some tasty, nameless morsels from countries in the middle of buttcrack ocean. These are the people that never make Primetime, but [...]

Unrequited Love: Love that is not returned or reciprocated.

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I’ve been tinkering with this topic for a while, but last night it hit me hard and I’m struggling. Has your heart, mind, body and soul ever ached for a person who is so completely out of reach that you just want reach inside your head and punch your brain til it goes to sleep? [...]

Cher’s Parade of Pretty. Day 2.

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We’re back for Day Two of the Parade. I hope the Beauty is brightening your days. First and foremost, y’all know you ain’t working anyway so now is a perfect time to strengthen your geography skills in order to stalk, err, travel the world and meet all these cute boos. http://www.sheppardsoftware.com/Geography.htm - This website goes from [...]

CherBear’s Parade of Pretty

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Welcome to CherBear’s Parade of Nations! NBC disappointed me with their shoddy coverage, but I am here to make it all better. Until the Olympics end (or you get sick of this, whichever comes first) I’ll be bringing you the most beautiful Olympians from around the World. Men and Women. Cyclists, Divers, Track, Sailing. Blondes, [...]

CHer watches the Olympics

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Ok, it’s 6 hours later and I have some clarity over last night’s Opening Ceremony so I had some additional thoughts and addendum: 1. Have you ever felt like you had a hangover WHILE drunk? yeah, well apparently one (or all) of these damn headache drugs is anti-alcohol cuz I wanted to DIE last night. [...]

Chernanigans gets serious. Who is to Blame.

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Slaus has ordered me to stop dying and get better. I would totally stop dying if the doctors would give me some good doggone narcotics, you know the kind that make you see trippy butterflies and let you talk to whales and stuff. But noooooooooo, because my pain is chronic and daily I’m at risk [...]

Last Cruise blog – Cussing, crying, yelling and folks trying to molest titties, whuck trying to stay in her drawls.

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And we’re back, one last time. Ronnie Ross was the Don . . . this man just stayed at the Waffle House counseling folks, and. he wanted me to apologize to SNB and then she yelled at me and started crying. Then Whuck was trying to nicely tell me not to be such a heinous [...]

Cruise Blog #3 – ‘I’m calm..but get me out of the water. How Whuck damn near drowned in the ocean…

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There are your mean drunks, your stumbly drunks, your sleepy drunks and then there are your sexual drunks like me. When I’m drunk I talk too much and it’s allllllllllll about sex, the world is about sex and if it ain’t about sex then I ain’t paying attention. For real I zone out til someone [...]

Chernniagans – Cruise Blog 2 – the hunt for booty.

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Now if there are single black men to be found in a city or on a cruise ship, it’s got to be in the nightclub so at 11pm we headed over to “Diamonds Are Forever” where we endured night 1 of the world’s worst DJ. Whuck, T and SNB wouldn’t let me choke the dude, [...]

OHN Cruise Blog with cher and whuck

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Hey Everybody! I don’t even know where to start, all I can say is that this cruise was EPIC fun. It’s a shame y’all couldn’t be there, but I’m happy you weren’t cuz I probably wouldn’t have gotten away with the stuff I didn’t do. Yeah, I didn’t do nothing! There’s so much to share [...]

Black History Month…whooppiiie.

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I’m late, I’m blaming Colored People Time on account of the fact that it’s Black History Month (DRINK). I originally titled this  ”I hate that liberal ass white folks feel so much guilt that they feel the need to pander to the ”Darkies” with bunk ass commercials and advertisements every February to assuage their white guilt even though they [...]

Depression…. and why is the black community slower to come to grips with it?

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It’s Hard to Be: Black, Female, Male, Homosexual, A Parent, A Single Parent, Chronically Ill, young, old, broke, bisexual, homeless, misunderstood, unemployed . . . It’s hard to be alive. It’s also hard to be Black with Mental Health Issues. My parents should have been genetically tested and never been allowed to procreate because they produced [...]

Apocalypse Now, Mind Over Matter – “O Hell Nawl I’m Bout to Die in this B*tch Game”

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Now that we’re all comfortably ensconced in 2012 please allow me to remind you that …. We’re all gonna die! Don’t blame me, blame the Mayans and their surprisingly accurate system of calendars. On December 21, 2012 the Current Mayan Calendar ends, to the Mayans that just means the end to a “Cycle”, like America’s Next [...]

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