The Men’s Roundtable: A Scandalous Opinion

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Do the movies, music, or television shows we watch reflect our society and it’s emotions, or does it suggest a pattern of behavior to impressionable people? Are we the media we take in, or it it simply a reflection of the world that surrounds us? The answer is probably a little of both. For example [...]

The Evolution of Mom Dancing….

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Jimmy Fallon + Mrs. Obama = E V E R Y T H I N G!!! Happy Saturday!!!

Musical MFK — 1/23/2013: Inauguration Special!!

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Wednesday’s back, which means it’s time for MFK! We’ve all played the “M.F.K” game before — where you’re given three names and have to decide which one you want to marry, which one GTD, and which gets Michelle’s “not even worth stopping my meal to roll my eyes and kill you dead” look? Well this is exactly [...]

New Strip – The ‘Baby Mommas’ conundrum

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Look I know I said I wasn’t publishing any new strips to the site but instead saving them for the big OHN book later this year but….. this strip was just asking me to do it

New Strip – It ain’t no fun, if the boo can’t have none.

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You fools asked for more Boo… well… you got more Boo. Guess who’s back in the m*f*ckin houuuuuuse With some ghost peen for yo m*f*cking moooooouth  

Comic Strip – The problems of single men and women as Slaus sees it.

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  Hey.. don’t cuss me too bad… it’s just how I see shyt by observing single men and women. And if I had to choose, I wouldn’t want to be a single chick in 2012 for NOTHING. I’d have a better chance as a limping llama on the open plain with a pack of lionesses [...]

Strip – erma gerd, Slaus is a jerk

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This whole strip came up because for the past few weeks I have had some people send me articles about how Randy Jackson was fired from American Idol and how Nikki Minaj has been named a new judge on the same show.  And to all that? I had to ask……. …and then end it with [...]

Tryin to Catch Me Ridin’ Dirty

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Watch your back, Omar’s comin!   Queen Elizabeth II (last seen jumping out of an airplane with James Bond) was caught in this surprising photo over the weekend — proving once again my theory that regardless of what parliament or her crazy naked relatives are doing — there still is only one Queen. Her Majesty [...]

New Comic – Because yeah.. that makes sense.

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You know what is so bad about this comic? Is that it is an actual conversation I had last week with an actual person who really said these very actual words….   …yeah.

Caption This — Michelle Ain’t Havin’ It Edition

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As much respect and admiration as I have for the esteemed first lady of our nation (seriously Michelle, call me) — there’s no way I’m just gonna let something like this slide by without taking a few shots at it with my friends. [Source] “Tha Hell did you just call me!?” “You call that a [...]

How to identify lesbians

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From guest writer: Zuly This post is not going to be about what you think it’s going to be about. I figured I’d tell you that upfront so I don’t have anyone cussing me out in the comments. A couple of weeks ago this article ran on News One: Speaking at a campaign office opening [...]

If You Could Write a Rejection Letter to a Lover — What Would it Say?

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If there’s anything close to a fundamental difference between the sexes out there — my belief is that it’s something we’re just going to call “the shutdown” In other words, you meet someone — maybe at a party, maybe your friends set you up on a blind date, or maybe even it was almost closing time at [...]

Quick Strip – reason #400 why Slaus is lame

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Seriously…. whilst all of you were going on and on about the racial insensitivity of the whole thing, I was offended that anyone would pay $350 on some f*cking sneakers. Not even some cool vintage shyts either!! just some F*ck-ass bookey adidas with some plastic-ass shackles left over from the My Pet Monster factory n [...]

Comic Strip – Women are silly. Men are simple.

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Every Married man or boyfriend has been here…or will be here……

High School Kid Does the Right Thing, or Was It *gasp* REVERSE RACISM!?

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News Flash: College is super expensive. So unless you’ve got an automatic jump shot, perfect SAT scores, or super-rich parents — finding a way to pay all those expensive college bills can be tricky — especially when Student Loan debt is fast becoming one of the country’s biggest financial issues. Your other option, especially if [...]

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