Dear B!tch A$$ Cupid, Fvck you dog. Fvck you for basically forcing me to buy some heart shaped antacids for some mufuggin cootch tonight. Yeah, I have roses. Yeah, my Pandora is set to Andre 3000 “Prototype” (I’m under 30. Miss me with the EWF, Al Green, Marvin Gaye slander. At least I’m not listening [...]

:: this is an opinion piece and not be considered factual and actual ….even if much of it could be..:: Dear Mo Money Taxes, I really thought that you were a joke. I mean, come one, what kind of hood sh!t is this? I’d rather go to Liberty Tax Services (they have awesome dancers) then [...]

Dear B!tch A$$ Medical Staff, *Note. This was a traumatizing experience. Keep your lols, LMAOs, and hahahas to a minimum.* I came to see you last Friday to get some antibiotics. I answered the usual pre-procedural questions. Great. Quick fast and easy. You gave me an STD test. Done, great. Negative results. Awesome. Then you [...]

Dear Bitch ass Black Social Stereotypes (from Black people), What is a real n***a? A bad bitch? Why is ok to say “it ain’t tricking if you got it”? What in the sam hell is YOLO? Why is it lame for me to read books and like Wolf Blitzer over reading Bossip.com and watching reality [...]

Dear B!tch A$$ 2012, First week went awesome! The GOP looked crazy this week, good job! 200,000 jobs have been created since last year; another deserved awesome (happy dance)! And what, hoes haven’t learned how to win yet? Stupendous! Let’s keep the positivity going!Last year was rough for us 2012. We lost some great artists, [...]

Dear Bitch Ass Coworker, I do not care about your kids. I do not care about your wife’s third surgery. I especially don’t care about your live in parents, your ex-wife’s granddaughter, or any of your get rich schemes. I am not your f#cking psychiatrist, I’m your coworker. Do you think I enjoy you popping [...]

Dear Bitch Ass Herman Cain, You’re the man! Seriously! You have managed to find your way into a White House race (with no political history!), lead the polls, and have the Secret Service protect that ass in a very short amount of time. The 9-9-9/9-0-9 bullsh!t was clever (you sounded smarter than Rick “Nigger Ranch” [...]

Dear Bitch ass Bravo, MTV, and VH1, Why do you make such disgustingly addictive reality television shows? I’m repulsed and entertained by all the filth that you feed me on a regular basis. I shouldn’t like those shows and I frankly tire of “hearing” (via Facebook and Twitter) about everything that goes on in these [...]

Hey y’all it’s Beth again…with another new series/segment on OHN. This is from our dude RMHoffa (the angry black guy)and his ignant self. This segment will be Hoffa’s angry rant about all things pop culture and things of that nature. Dear Bytch Ass Justin Bieber, I was a big fan when you came out. When [...]