Let me preface this by saying some of you aren’t going to like what I’m about to write. Let me start by giving a little background on me. I am a white guy, mid 30’s, married to a white woman (she’s some kind of mutt but she passes for white so we’ll go with that). [...]

Dear Whitey, Why are white people so comfortable touching food that must be consumed by others with their hands? We had a catered meal for Christmas and a white lady just walks up and sticks her hand in the turkey to taste a piece. (No, it wasn’t carved, she just pulled from it) On another [...]

Dear White Guy, Will there ever come a time where white guys will appreciate a big booty the way they appreciate big boobs? In short, probably not. I know I am an exception to the rule with white guys but I love a nice round booty. Long backs don’t do it for me, never have. [...]

Dear white guy, Do white people really think that saying a black person is “well spoken” (like the president) is a compliment? I’ve heard people say this before. And I’ve often wondered the same thing. I’ll try to answer as honestly as I can and then I’ll let you discuss. I think we all have [...]

Yes, I know I’m going to hell, but some o’ y’all got some reserved seats on my bus…. here we go. Dear white guy, Why do white people seem to like their dogs better than their kids? White people LOVE their animals. I can’t say where this phenomena started but it is true. Here is [...]

More ramblings from whitey. (sorry, I’ve been super busy and haven’t really had time to sit down and read my hate mail and pick some good questions). Please accept this as my apology. Hello! So last week I had the displeasure of traveling to Tupelo Mississippi (pronounced Toop-Low Miss-Sippy by the natives). Holy hell what [...]

Dear White Guy My question is simple, Why do white people take pranks and jokes WAY too far? While it has produced SEVERAL great movies over the years (i.e. The Hangover, Jackass) white guys always seem to carry the theatrics off the big screen and into the real world. Let me give you a real [...]

I was on my way to a meeting with a top University official, on the floor where the top University officials reside (some call it the top of the food chain, so call it the top of the pay scale, I call it… heaven on earth, ’cause it’s nice up there). To make sure I [...]

I don’t think you limited the questions to one per e-mail – hopefully you can cover this under one post. The workplace questions are of the utmost importance to me. 1. Why do white people assume that their black friends will protect them if they act crazy or start some s**t in public? 2. Why [...]

I have a question for you: I am a professional black guy. I speak the queens english. I wear an assortment of J Crew, Banana Republic, and John Varvatos clothing. I kept the factory wheels on my Lexus. But for some reason, when a white guy gets comfortable with you, and he is greeting you [...]

First, let me apologize for missing last week. I was training for NAGA in Nashville and just didn’t have any free time. I placed 3rd by the way! Anyway here we go! I lived in Buffalo, NY for many years, and I saw some amazing things when it came to White people in cold weather. [...]