Sings: Twerkin’ got you suspended, Twerkin’ got you suspended

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A group of San Diego high school students from Scripps Ranch High School have been suspended and banned from graduation and prom for participating in a twerking video. The dance involves the popping of the hips in a sexually suggestive fashion. The video features 32 female Scripps students twerking while doing handstands to a song [...]

Dear Lil Wayne…

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If you don’t take your burnt match lookin’ ass on somewhere! So after I don’t know how long months maybe, this fool finally decides to “apologize” for the highly offensive Emmett Till reference in some song. Read his apology: Dear Till Family: As a recording artist, I have always been interested in word play. My [...]

When You See It

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Honestly, did NO ONE look over the proofs before signing off on this? You know, it’s one thing for there to be stupid people, because that’s a universal constant.  But it takes some truly special forces to align for this sort of magic to happen and then be approved by others whose job it is to [...]

Pat Robertson blames all you intellectuals for the reason the US doesn’t experience God’s Miracles.

It…it’s one of those things where…it is so absolutely ridiculously stupid..that it can’t be real. But…it’s real. It’s really real….and it ..it’s just stupid Get this…. Today on the 700 Club, a viewer asked host Pat Robertson why miracles such as “people raised from the dead, blind eyes open, lame people walking” seem to “happen with [...]

Goals: get some meth, rob someone and do one small act of kindness for a stranger

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OUTSIDE BOSTON, MA — When police found Evan T. Dorsey of Weymouth on Friday, he was looking to accomplish one of the items on his to-do list: breaking into a home. The Weymouth 25-year-old from 43 Bicknell Road was found opening a UPS delivery at a Manomet Road home and stealing the items inside. He [...]

Gawker NAILS story about White female suing against affirmative action when simply put: she wasn’t smart enough to get in to UT.

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On the daily honestly, Gawker nails ass nails pretty much every story they put their hands on….and this one was NO different! Matter of fact it was better than most… Not only did Gawker staffer: Tom Scocca kick things off snarky n snide as hell, he basically made a kite of shade and then flew [...]

Lindsey Vonn’s Best Girlfriends Aren’t Very Good at Their Job

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Turtle Princess: Hey girl hey, so a little birdie told me you posted some news on your Facebook, so come on — spill the deets! Lindsey Vonn: Weelll, you know how I’ve not been answering text messages and letting your phone calls go to voice mail? Turtle Princess: Hmmmph, Do I ever. Like something’s more important than [...]

Definitely the classiest tip you could leave.

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  ……. I hate people who don’t tip but…. this made me chuckle for maybe .06 seconds before I went straights towards embarrassment and disgust… Seriously azz seriously? n*gga wasn’t too broke to go eat though….   Ugh.  

Stubenville Raping-azz rapers convicted of rape.

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    STEUBENVILLE, Ohio — Two members of the high school football team that is the pride of Steubenville were found guilty Sunday of raping a drunken 16-year-old girl in a case that bitterly divided the Rust Belt city and led to accusations of a cover-up to protect the community’s athletes. Steubenville High School students [...]

Barack Obama Look-A-Like on the History Channel: Do you agree with Ambz or Bef?

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I didn’t watch any of the 10 part series “The Bible” on The History Channel, but the good people over at BuzzFeed posted this photo of who is supposed to be Satan: I agree with Buzzfeed that Satan was intentionally made to resemble Barack Obama. Particularly because religious conservatives really seem to enjoy saying that [...]

Police find a loaded gun inside woman’s vagina. That’s right….in her vagiiiina.

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MARCH 6–An Oklahoma woman arrested Monday on drug charges had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina, according to police. The weapon was discovered during a search of Christie Dawn Harris, 28, by a female officer with the Ada Police Department. According to a police report, the cop spotted the handle of the five-shot revolver “sticking out [...]

When you are a Slave, you only have one weapon…

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I’m supposed to believe that dude is a slavety-ass slave even though all the while, dude is wearing perfectly crisp denim overalls??  Maaaaan.. if you’re gonna do the story, do it right. Should have had him rocking a potatoe sack shirt or some ol bootlegg ish. How are you a slave with a perfect haircut [...]

Oh So We Naming The Booty Now? Is That How It Is?

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Ever since CNN anchorman Anderson Cooper shared details of his sexual identity with the world, the Internet has had something of a fascination with making hay of any time he does a story where he lets down his professional guard a little. Or to put it more simply — every time the man talks about [...]

let me describe to you all the ways I will not be seeing The Conjuring.

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hey.. I love horror movies. But I only enjoy Horror movies that will not scare me to such great lengths that even my DNA is altered.  Being a firm believer of  the ‘other world’ and having seen and felt what I have, I will NOT sit up in a movie theatre or anywhere else whilst [...]

Gays vs Hoodrats. The level of ratchet in this video, guuurl.

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Let me just start off right now by saying that…. I am not sure I have laughed this hard in many moons, people, I am so serious. THIS video has drag queens, chairs flying and all that good shyt that makes good shyt some good shyt. But most of all… most of all…most of mother [...]

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