Don't say I didn't warn you I give you Angelo in all of his Delusions of Grandeur For some reason he disabled embedding on his "official" video for his first single but here is the link. Yes this fool has a single out on iTunes.
:: sniff sniff :: my uh.. allergies are messing with me... that's all.... Dad: " Did you check all your thermonuclear detonators?" Daughter: " Yes Daddy." Dad: " Your blaster sites clean and calibrated for best kill shots?" Daughter:" Yes Daddy." Dad: " What about your piercing spear launcher is that clean? Daughter: " Daaaaddddy, yes! I'm ready to hunt down today's contract. Can we hurry up and kill him? I want to watch My Little ponnny!" Dad: " Awwww my little Mandalorian murderer.. you'll be hunting down Jedi before you know it"
Look... most of us have either been the recipient of some stealth sexual attention or we are the ones who committed the sexual shenanigans. What? Oh who here didn't finger bang someone out on a high-school bus ride or get head in the back of the bus on the way home from marching band practce or a handjob whist driving.... or in the back row of the cinema during a disney movie.... Still. THIS has to be one of the lamest attempt at a stealth blowjob ever. BUT,..... But.... she gets mad points for doing it. Why? Cuz head. What's the craziest stealth situation you've ever gotten away with?
....... I hate people who don't tip but.... this made me chuckle for maybe .06 seconds before I went straights towards embarrassment and disgust... Seriously azz seriously? n*gga wasn't too broke to go eat though.... Ugh.
Oh it's all fun and games now but when lil Joker grows up and is grabbing all types of ass-booty round the school, don't say anything. Damn, kid. No means no! How G are you that you can't even walk your lil baby-azz around but you have the coordination, strength and rapey fortitude to just go climbing b8tches and kissing them all in their mouth??? Rude much? I don't even know where to start on lil Ms maria Consuela Jenkins with her face buried all up in Dino crotch.... I hear ya kid. Soon you'll be running up on hoes in the bathroom, shoving jibby in their mouth and then splacking a $100 bill to their face with your sacrament. Yeah I don't blame ya kid. Those are some nice boobs. and when Johnny saw the horrors of what a vagina can look like, he decided penis could be an option in his future. and 40 years later, Little Billy Clinton was known as President. Seriously Maria Conchita?? Just... all up in Woody's goodies like that huh? " There's a snake in my boot and a kid on my pehnus! With some bad kids that came from sri Lanka. Now guys, you're gonna grow up [...]