:: sniff sniff :: my uh.. allergies are messing with me… that’s all…. Dad: ” Did you check all your thermonuclear detonators?” Daughter: ” Yes Daddy.” Dad: ” Your blaster sites clean and calibrated for best kill shots?” Daughter:” Yes Daddy.” Dad: ” What about your piercing spear launcher is that clean? Daughter: ” Daaaaddddy, [...]






















