Father and daughter cuteness level : Infinite Epic….

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:: sniff sniff :: my uh.. allergies are messing with me… that’s all…. Dad: ” Did you check all your thermonuclear detonators?” Daughter: ” Yes Daddy.” Dad: ” Your blaster sites clean and calibrated for best kill shots?” Daughter:” Yes Daddy.” Dad: ” What about your piercing spear launcher is that clean? Daughter: ” Daaaaddddy, [...]

Girlfriend under jacket isn’t fooling anyone! We know a stealth blowjob when we see it, son!!!

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Look… most of us have either been the recipient of some stealth sexual attention or we are the ones who committed the sexual shenanigans. What?  Oh who here didn’t finger bang someone out on a high-school bus ride or get head in the back of the bus on the way home from marching band practce [...]

Definitely the classiest tip you could leave.

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  ……. I hate people who don’t tip but…. this made me chuckle for maybe .06 seconds before I went straights towards embarrassment and disgust… Seriously azz seriously? n*gga wasn’t too broke to go eat though….   Ugh.  

Kids are some damn perverts

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Oh it’s all fun and games now but when lil Joker grows up and is grabbing all types  of ass-booty round the school, don’t say anything.   Damn, kid. No means no! How G are you that you can’t even walk your lil baby-azz around but you have the coordination, strength and rapey fortitude to [...]

Say Something nice – ol Gator-neck looking fool

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I don’t know what he got arrested for but if you told me it involved eating frozen hot pockets and swallowing goats whole… i would believe you. Man if this big-ol boheem Boo Radley looking-azz fool doesn’t sit down somewhere. Nappy-neck chewy chewy chomp-azz Constructicons merge to form Devastator-azz. If he is mentally slow then [...]

Turn da Lights on – The Remix! Special New Music Tuesday!!

Y’all can blame Phenomblak for this sh*t right here!! I really need to reevaluate my friendship with him! She said she was lookin’ for it! Well I think that’s a she But wait Phenom said on twitter: Why her teef covered with a Wonka Bar Golden Ticket tho? It’s a remix so somewhere there is [...]

Say Something Nice: Multipass Edition

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This guy helped save the universe!?   Oh yeah he did.  

Ugh, ladies…. just ugh.

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Someone should just burn these shyts…. just…. just set fire to these damn seats after this shyt…….. ugh azz ugh……… Either chill with the gatdamn Diva Cups, were more absorbent pads or.. or…. inform the police that you were in fact shot. I don’t know WHAT you all did to Mother Nature to warrant such [...]

She’s got those Lamborghini doors, son!

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Section 8 version that is…. Dang that struggle is REAL

When you see it….

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Ish is about to horribly wrong in 3-2-1……

I demand someone explain ANYTHING going on in this picture.

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The only thing I understand in this whole gatdamn thing is that  a lil ol asian memaw is enjoying a bath.. with a warm towel on her head….and her faithful kitty ass kitty checking on her. Wait, is it an old woman? I can’t tell…. per usual. Buuuut why there are floating pumpkins, and squash??? [...]

BSFW – Every internet bathroom pic summed up in one picture.

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We’ve all seen those pix people like to post of the self shot pix people like to take in the mirror…hell many of us are guilty of them.   Then you have people using their big-azz ipads looking-like cookie sheets  and what not to take their own pic in the mirror like it’s supposed to [...]

I don’t care if it IS true, heffa we would be fighting….

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Look I’m all for not debating or being offended when facts and examples are presented but…. but…. I’d have to fight a b*tch for pointing out the truth of the matter in this situation. No No No Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! :: in tears :: We would be fighting like they do on looney tunes where there is [...]

Best use of a stump and a tattooo….ever. evar!

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  Not only does this person have a sense of humour but… they have a sick sense of humour. And you know? Is there any other type of sense of humour to have? I don’t think so, people… I don’t think so.

Caption This – Because I’ve got nothing…

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I know that’s not a Florida license plate is it…….. SOMEBODY tell L’dinkalage Morgoone that this right here is nooooooot a good look, son. Noottttttt a good look at ALL. When you say that you are going for a ride with Momma n’nem, USUALLY that means a mofo is going to do so with a [...]

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