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Caption This – Lil Boss Edition

September 12, 2012 by SlausMalley McFluffy Obrien jackson.

” I don’t like playing patty cake…but when i do…i play with your chick..and your chick..and your chick..and yours..and yours. ”

Filed Under: Caption This, Ignant Pix, Just Ignant

Laugh and go to hell – yeah, y’all are going to hell.

September 8, 2012 by SlausMalley McFluffy Obrien jackson.

First one of you that laughs is getting punched in the vagina or kicked in the dick….. Because dammit, I love this girl’s confidence. And if she had a fist, i’d give her mad daps, all types of daps. I know you punks aren’t laughing….. somebody get me a switch.

Filed Under: Caption This, Ignant Pix, Say Something Nice

Milk in My Sippy Cup

August 31, 2012 by Hex

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Sittin’ sideways in my truck, that’s just how I roll.. I probably should have saved this for MFK, but that groove is just too good not to share. Now of course sippy cups are nice an all, but I think even little Max would still vote for preferring to get it the old fashioned way. [...]

Filed Under: Caption This, Ignant Pix, New Music, WTF

Tryin to Catch Me Ridin’ Dirty

August 28, 2012 by Hex

Watch your back, Omar’s comin! Queen Elizabeth II (last seen jumping out of an airplane with James Bond) was caught in this surprising photo over the weekend — proving once again my theory that regardless of what parliament or her crazy naked relatives are doing — there still is only one Queen. Her Majesty [...]

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Caption This….

August 4, 2012 by SlausMalley McFluffy Obrien jackson.

:: jacked from tracytrips.com ::

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Caption This — Michelle Ain’t Havin’ It Edition

August 3, 2012 by Hex

As much respect and admiration as I have for the esteemed first lady of our nation (seriously Michelle, call me) — there’s no way I’m just gonna let something like this slide by without taking a few shots at it with my friends. [Source] “Tha Hell did you just call me!?” “You call that a [...]

Filed Under: 2012 Elections, Caption This, Go Vote, Obama

Caption This: Sunburns. Why being black is awwwwwwesome.

July 16, 2012 by SlausMalley McFluffy Obrien jackson.

This is the thing about being not only black, but being blackety blackety black…… i am never worried about a damn thing the sun can do to me. Just a lil sunscreen for the sake of not getting skin cancer and what not and I’m good to go on my crispety crackety darky ways. ..and [...]

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Caption this or say something nice…big bellied sixers fan…

May 21, 2012 by SlausMalley McFluffy Obrien jackson.

In the words of my homey-heffa baby lady girl: Jemele Hill:” Jesus be a gastric Bypass surgery!!” Confidence on a hundred…thousand.. trillion Oh and if just the sight of all that…that…that mass wasn’t enough for you? Well then why not watch it in all of it’s motiony goodness….. and then ask yourself: Thanks to Darrell [...]

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Caption this – Big ol booty edition

April 18, 2012 by SlausMalley McFluffy Obrien jackson.

Now I’ve never BEEN to Brazil and from what i’ve heard, no married man who wishes to keep a happy home should ever go. I’m told Brazil is to big booties and long hair what the Islands are to mandingo dacks and pulverized vaginas. Therefore having your man go on a boys only trip to [...]

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Caption This….

April 3, 2012 by SlausMalley McFluffy Obrien jackson.

Other than a gatdamn zombie apacolypse, I cant understand why a mufugga would seek refuge this high atop some shyt. Some dangerous shyt even. Just all sitting there like a blackety black-ass gargoyle or some shyt. This is most bootlegg-azz Verizon Commercial ever….

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Say something nice…but i’ve got questions.

January 3, 2012 by SlausMalley McFluffy Obrien jackson.

I sat here with Wanna for about 10 minutes as we wondered whether or not this was male or female. Dammit I still don’t know. What I DO know is that I don’t appreciate Pat rocking Slaus textured knees n ish. I’ve got a real problem with that right there, homey. Other than that though… [...]

Filed Under: Caption This, Ignant Pix, Just Ignant

Caption This. Cage full of b*tches.

December 12, 2011 by SlausMalley McFluffy Obrien jackson.

my big-ass has participated in my fair share of debauchery, role-play and other such sexual shenanigans – many of which are probably illegal in a few states, and SURELY in violation of both Black laws and Man laws. But whatever… It’s gonna be between ME, St. peter, them… maybe the police… and the shyt is [...]

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SOMEONE explain this…

December 9, 2011 by SlausMalley McFluffy Obrien jackson.

I’ve seen, heard about and done alot of ignant azz things in my day, especially as a kid ass kid. Hell, once I can remember sticking playdoh up my nose a lil too far, then panicking and running to my mom for help. It was WAY up there. But on the way to the Er, [...]

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Caption This: Booty-up B*tches edition.

July 26, 2011 by SlausMalley McFluffy Obrien jackson.

When King entered the center, those b*****s knew what time it was….

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Caption this: Bully aint shyt edition.

July 18, 2011 by SlausMalley McFluffy Obrien jackson.

I don’t usually just grab your personal pictures from your pages and use them without telling you beforehand. Also, i believe in never asking permission to do shyt.. only forgiveness. So if Bully gets pissed off at me and wanna fight me all in this face with his big burly azz, oh well. I’ll just [...]

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