It’s your call…

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Seriously… she knew what time it was..

Forget say something nice, I dare you to find something NOT messed up in this pic..

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I’m sorry but… other than the fact I DON’T see anyone sodomising children or puppies to the theme song of My Little Pony, I’ve got nothing nice to say about anything going on up in this ish…. nothing.

If you could only use a picture to describe OHN, what would it be…

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There are lots of ways you could describe OHN to someone. You could wax poetic about the community that has been built here, the relationships and friendships that have arisen due to the fun, shenanigans and general awesome ass awesomeness of this site. But if you had to describe OHN by ONLY using a picture, [...]

Say Something nice – too much booty edition.

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  If you look at the damn length of her arms, you can clearly see that their length do NOT provide the requisite reach to properly keep all that…that.. clean. Just…just ugh. Say something nice if you can though…. Ive got nothing other than the fact she is probably buoyant as hell.

This is why I don’t read erotica and or romance in public. Sir.. Sir..

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I’ll admit, I really dig well written paranormal romance and or erotica. Not JUST because my wife and several of my friends are published paranormal romance writers but because I dig the genre. BUT… I also refuse to ever actually read that ish in public and if I WAS going to I sure as hell [...]

Say Something Nice or at least tell me what the hell her boobs are doing.

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There is so much wrong in what this heffa here is wearing…. looking like.. existing… etc. The biggest thing, no pun intended, is that I don’t understand what the hell her booby ass boobs are doing! Are her boobs doing a teeter-totter?? Are they the scales of justice?  Why is one of her boobs just [...]

:singing: ‘Raindrops keep falling on my –UGH, LADY!!!!’

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Say Something nice about this ol effary right here, son. That’s a whole lot of butt-nekid ass booty ass foolishness going on and Oooooo side boob. ANyway… say something nice, if you can.

Say Something Nice – Why ya momma gotta be involved??

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Last Thursday after a little conversation with a few of you via chat, I decided to look into the feasibility of doing an OHN NSFW site and decided that it would be an interesting idea. First thing I decided to do was to begin scouring my favourite corners of the web which held the most aintshyt shyt [...]

Racism is never funny til it is.

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So last night on Pinterest, Bef posted(snitching) the above image and it just cracked me the hell up. Mostly because every white person (plus lady Can’t) loves some damn nutella.  Well Not every…. but a lot. Either way…it was funny racism.   That got me to thinking…. i’ve tons of racist but funny stuff collected [...]

Say Something Nice – She can’t be serious….

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Where ever she is going I hope to father God they sell clothes that fit there. I really and truly do……. I’m really tired of big woman trying to put whole bodies in half the amount of clothing…..  

Caption This – Lil Boss Edition

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” I don’t like playing patty cake…but when i do…i play with your chick..and your chick..and your chick..and yours..and yours. ”    

Random ish you haven’t seen in your life time?

1. An ostrich skiing: 2. A walrus doing sit-ups: 3. A literal “bitch slap”: 4. A llama that’s wise to your shenanigans: 5. A seagull committing a crime: 6. A dog stealing a sled: 7. A gorilla who’s tired of your nonsense: 8. A galloping camel: 9. Ice T’s wife Coco spilling wine in a baby’s eyes: 10. A polar bear failing miserably: 11. A surprised [...]

Laugh and go to hell – yeah, y’all are going to hell.

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First one of you that laughs is getting punched in the vagina or kicked in the dick….. Because dammit, I love this girl’s confidence. And if she had a fist, i’d give her mad daps, all types of daps.   I know you punks aren’t laughing….. somebody get me a switch.  

Milk in My Sippy Cup

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Sittin’ sideways in my truck, that’s just how I roll.. I probably should have saved this for MFK, but that groove is just too good not to share. Now of course sippy cups are nice an all, but I think even little Max would still vote for preferring to get it the old fashioned way. [...]

Tryin to Catch Me Ridin’ Dirty

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Watch your back, Omar’s comin!   Queen Elizabeth II (last seen jumping out of an airplane with James Bond) was caught in this surprising photo over the weekend — proving once again my theory that regardless of what parliament or her crazy naked relatives are doing — there still is only one Queen. Her Majesty [...]

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