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Watch Ambz and Slaus Discuss ABSOLUTE ABSURDITY.

We can all agree that World Star Videos are awful, right? Well, I came across this video on my Tumblr. Just popped up on my feed and had never seen it before. I've blacked out (or ReD'd out) some of the image because it's extremely NSFW. So be warned. But if you want to watch it...and it's absolutely ABSURD, folks. Watch it here: http://bit.ly/1iTF0Hh Now that you've watched it, you might be interested in the conversation it spurned between Slaus and I:                       \                                                   Now that you've seen what WE had to say, what do YOU think about this video?

Should have never gave y’all n-words the internet and a webcam

this is 100% Phenomblak's fault! 100%!!! Before we get to this video though...guess who hung out on the live Where's my 40 acres show? That would be me! Shhh don't tell them but I was NERVOUS!!! But it was hella fun! I love these guys!!! If you weren't listening live (why I don't know) you can listen to it here. Now onto what I really want to talk about in this post. Oh wait one more thing if you haven't figured it out Slaus has been M I A all week. It's spring break for the boys so he left this place up to me and I really ain't been in the mood but I'm trying. I even "fussed" at Hex for no damn reason yesterday...Hex takes way more abuse from me than he should. I'm sorry Hex! One of these days I expect him to say listen here hobbit ass heffa shut up! And I would just be quiet and scared cause Hex doesn't get mad well not that I've seen and he is from Florida. Ima start being nice to Hex starting right now!! Anyway, Phenom hit me up last week with this video of this big swole neck dude "going in" on black women, single black mothers to be [...]

By |2013-03-28T11:04:41-06:00March 28th, 2013|Coons, Just Ignant|Comments Off on Should have never gave y’all n-words the internet and a webcam

Lupe Fiasco confirms his idiot status!

Lupe Fiasco reportedly created a bit of a row on Sunday by insulting President Obama during an inaugural event. Although Fiasco was booked as the headliner for the StartUp RockOn concert in celebration of Obama's reelection, the 30-year-old Chicago rapper apparently had no plans to cheer the current administration. Instead, after taking the stage at The Hamilton in Washington, he reportedly announced that he didn't vote for the president in the 2012 election and spent more than 30 minutes performing an anti-war song. Josh Rogin, staff writer for The Cable, described the encounter: Matt Dornic, senior director of public relations for CNN, also posted a tweet describing the concert's unexpected turn of events: Kelli Jo, a new media training manager at the New Organizing Institute, posted a picture of the show's abrupt ending: This is not the first time the Grammy-nominated artist has criticized the president. Last summer, while doing press for his album "Food & Liquor 2: The Great American Rap Album Pt. 1," he described Obama as a child-killer, Complex magazine reported. "I'm talking about ordering a drone attack," Fiasco said. "Ordering drone attacks that go and kill mothers, innocent bystanders, children. Militants too, but the collateral damage. You're responsible for that, too." Hypervocal, which co-founded StartUp RockOn with EventFarm [...]

By |2013-01-21T09:30:59-06:00January 21st, 2013|Coons, FAIL|Comments Off on Lupe Fiasco confirms his idiot status!

LNBS: BREAKING LATE NIGHT BS! Lil “Dontgiveafvckaboutshyt” Wayne deposition tape leaked!

This right right here. This right here.... SMH. See this is the shyt right here that makes it very difficult, very difficult to being a black male in America. Because this is the shyt right here.... This is.... OMG! Just role the fvcking tape. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l5t1tfXwyM&feature=player_embedded Folk can't Folk can't, Open thread people. Just do what you do, because this shyt right here... OMfvckingGREYAZZHAIR! Really? Folk try to pull this shyt off, Folk would be under a fvcking jail for contempt. Yes this is only a fvcking deposition, but really!?!?! Really?!?!? No fvcking respect what so ever! Shyt! If Lil Weezy has issues recalling shyt, he may want to listen to his own music to get a fvcking clue about shyt that he's done in the last few years. And as for the fvcking psychic, please tell Folk when Folk will get Folk's azz wiped by a magical female nude fairies and spit shined cleaned while having having Folk's bald head rubbed by an blonde swedish female with a brush filled with the virgin hairs of a unicorns balls? Proof that Lil Wayne is the fvcking epitome of DONTGIVEAFVCKS! Just peel the skin off my body and defecate in Folk's lungs directly already! So y'all fvckers can quit sending me text messages and [...]

By |2012-09-25T21:11:51-06:00September 25th, 2012|Celebrity Gossip, Coons, Damn That's Sad, FAIL, Late Night BS|26 Comments

89 bags of drugs on mah paynus..89 bags of drugs..smoke one down, pass it around..

I don't know whether to be impressed, disgusted or slip this dude my number... This alleged drug dealer kept his package in an unexpected place. When cops searched 23-year-old Ray Woods after a traffic stop in Folcroft, Pa. last week, they were suspicious of a giant bulge in his pants, according to the Philadelphia Daily News. Woods had tied 89 bags of heroin and cocaine concealed in a larger sack tied to his penis, cops said.   Err...wait. There were drugs attached to that monster schlong. RETRACT STATEMENT. Woods was a passenger in a car pulled over Friday for speeding, the Daily Times reported. The cop reported that he saw a bag of marijuana at Woods' feet, and another vial full of weed on the seat when he asked Woods to step out of the car. Okay. The amount of FUGGS this guy does NOT give is admirable. I mean, when you got pulled over you just gon' drop the weed at yo feet like WHATEVA! I ain't even' gon' try to HIDE THIS SHYT! CRISPY CHICKENN! FRESH LETTUCE!! Aight, Sir. At the police station, officers pulled down the alleged perp's pants and claimed to find 41 bags of heroin and 48 bags of cocaine. And then things got weird. [...]

By |2012-04-13T08:16:48-06:00April 13th, 2012|Coons, FAIL, I Just Can't, ignance, New Lows n Nyggerdom|32 Comments