Professional Athletes are Just Like Us

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Millionaire sports stars get a bad rap because they make piles of money for playing kids games and then get mad when they don’t get paid more every year or someone hassles then for owning guns or smoking weed or shooting deer hormones into their bloodstream. It’s like they live in a completely different world, amirite? [...]

Floridian shoots whiny customer for complaining..then justifies it with Stand Your Ground Law….Florida..serious?

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A Florida man is using the state’s “stand your ground” law as a defense after he shot a customer who was complaining about slow service at a St. Petersburg Little Caesars Pizza restaurant. Randall White, 49, was in line waiting for his pizza on Sunday when he began complaining that he wasn’t being served fast [...]

Mother and daughter porn duo. Of course it’s Florida.

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A mother and daughter duo from Florida( Of fugging course it’s florida. It could BE no other place but Florida…cept maybe New jersey because other than Corey Booker, NJ be on that boolshyt.) have created a porn site where they perform and film sex scenes together. (…….see) Known as The Sexxxtons, mother Jessica Sexxxton, and [...]

Man dies from eating too many roaches. WHY do we allow Florida to exist!

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Look, Florida. We keep trying to give you mofos the benefit of the doubt but at this point I think it’s time y’all either GTFO, Secede or let us put small amounts of poison into the water supply. It’ll be quick… painless and humane.  Yes it might sound harsh but what do you expect the [...]

Only in Florida – couple gets busted having oral sex in car…follows voyeurs and pull a gun on them.

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Life lesson: If you see someone having sex while driving a car, keep your eyes on the road. Suzanne Welker, 31, was reportedly performing oral sex on Ernest Felix Gonzales, 27, as he was driving an SUV on Florida’s I-95 Sunday afternoon, according to WJXT-TV. The couple allegedly became irate when noticed that a family [...]

I refuse to watch this… I outright..refuse..to click play.

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Eff ALLL of yall!!! Eff OriginalWharris! Eff Naturallyangellic and eff EVERYONE else who saw the need to send this ish in!!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!! I..re..FUSE!!!! NO!!!!!! ANYONE who remembers living in an environment with damn roaches, has many a nightmare about the experience and have noooo desire to relive them! I remember living in my Grandma’s house [...]

Hey 90′s Kids — Here’s Where All Your Stuff Went

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Ermahgerd, Floppy Disks.   As much fun as this video was to watch — even if it’s just to cringe at the fashions and trends that were rampant (AND AWESOME) during the 90′s  – there are some issues that immediately jump to mind for me after watching it. Namely, unless this is like dude’s old [...]

Dude with a JACKED-UP head shape arrested for stabbing fools over pork rinds.

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An argument over the possession of a bag of pork rinds led to one man being stabbed in the neck three times with a broken beer bottle. The victim, Edward Hooks, told officers he and a man named “Cowboy” were playing Dominoes outside the Rancho Alegre nightclub when the argument began. They argued over the pork [...]

Southwest Airlines allegedly tells woman she can’t fly whilst showing all that titty.

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Southwest Airlines was forced to apologize to a woman who was told she couldn’t board her flight because her cleavage was “inappropriate.” Jezebel reports that the woman, Avital — she only gave her first name — was boarding a 6 a.m. flight from Las Vegas to New York on June 5 when a ticket agent remarked [...]

Japanese chef removes and cooks up his own Genitals.

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This chef’s got balls. Mao Sugiyama, a self-described “asexual” from Tokyo, cooked up, seasoned and served his own genitalia to five diners at a swanky banquet in Japan last month,Calorie Lab reported. In most cases, “asexual” is a word used to describe a person who is non-sexual. Sugiyama, however, embraces it as a way to [...]

RIP Swagga

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Maaaaaaannnnn, what the hell? Milwaukee Bucks forward and University of Washington alum Jon Brockman was photographed today modeling the so-called “Swagga Suit” for Washington’s student company “SWAG.” [Source]      That right there is an NBA player wearing a damn onesie. That right there is someone attempting to monetize “swagga” with footie pajamas.  Here’s a millionaire who saw [...]

Zookeeper saves constipated monkey’s life…by licking it’s ass for an hour.

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As stories about a Chinese zoo keeper licking a monkey’s butt in order to save its life gp, this one from chinaSMACK is by far the most endearing. After a young Francois’ leaf monkey in his care consumed a peanut that had been tossed into its enclosure, Wuhan Zoo employee Zhang Bangsheng noticed that the [...]

THIS bytch fails at life. Bronze coloured heffa arrested for allowing 5 yr old to tan.

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First of all it’s new jersery sooooooo don’t be too shocked by the levels of abject fuggary. NUTLEY, N.J. (CBSNewYork) — A New Jersey mother is facing criminal charges for child endangerment after police said she put her young daughter in a tanning bed. But Patricia Krentcil told CBS 2?s Derricke Dennis on Tuesday night that [...]

Woman allegedly enters home and beats man down until his scrotum pops….ugh.

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APRIL 5–An Indiana man had his scrotum severely torn when his “on-again, off-again” girlfriend entered his home and pummeled him in an attack that resulted in the woman’s arrest on several criminal charges, including two felonies. ( They make it sound like this heffa broke in and attacked a mufugga like Wolverine or some shyt. [...]

Dear ‘N Words’ in Ohio… I hate you all because of this guy.

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Seriously, yall…. seriously. Ohio Black people? I…I hate the shyt out of all of you. Every last one of you annnnnnd you know why?? Because of THIS gatdamn coon-Biscuit bastard of a bytch here….. SERIOUSLY, guys!!!!!!!????? If you know someone THIS coonish, STOP allowing them to participate in such porchmonkey antics!!!!!!! I bet this is [...]

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