Shyt You Wish You Hadn’t Seen

//Shyt You Wish You Hadn't Seen

When Player One’s Away, The Games Will Play (bsfw)

Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge.. Apparently the French have a little free time on their hands -- so they decided to explore that age-old-question "What would it be like if my favorite video games did a little team deathmatch between the sheets?" Note: The sound effects are way worse (and more French) than the actual visuals, so watch how loud you play this on your speakers -- lest your boss really start to wonder what kind of work research you're doing on a Friday afternoon.     Luigi can't watch though, or he has to pay $100.    

By |2013-03-22T11:26:54-05:00March 22nd, 2013|Flexy Friday, Gaming A$$ Gamer, Just Ignant, Shyt You Wish You Hadn't Seen|Comments Off on When Player One’s Away, The Games Will Play (bsfw)

Ever Wonder Why Your Mother Told You Never to Date A Musician? (bsfw)

Because reasons. [source] Hey, maybe she's into Brass to Mouth. Don't judge.  

By |2013-03-18T08:53:24-05:00March 18th, 2013|Just Ignant, Shyt You Wish You Hadn't Seen, That's Just Ridiculous, WTF|Comments Off on Ever Wonder Why Your Mother Told You Never to Date A Musician? (bsfw)

All About That Cheese

Let's play a game, shall we? As you know in the modern era, a lot of times when you meet new people, especially those of the opposite sex that you might encounter in the club or online -- and they contact you for the first time on your phone, they get assigned nicknames that make them ..easier to remember.  But sometimes when you meet that special lady it's not so easy to just encapsulate the unique um, how you say..  je ne sais quoi that she brings to the table off the top of your head. So with that in mind, see if you can take a moment and provide some possible cell-phone nicknames for this lady, who is trying extra, extra (lawwwwd, extra) hard to make an impression.       But before all ya'll start hating and cracking jokes, just know that there's a soulmate out there for everybody. Which is why I'm really hoping this guy has her number.    

By |2013-03-04T10:01:46-05:00March 4th, 2013|Just Ignant, Shyt You Wish You Hadn't Seen, When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong, WTF|Comments Off on All About That Cheese

Do You Know Why You’re Going to Have a Good Day Today?

Because you're not this guy.   Thought you were getting ahead of the game, didn't you buddy? Had allll the angles taken care of. Yep -- no room service pickup guy is gonna interrupt my hotel sex game tonight, no sir. Because I've got it all.. figured.. ou..

By |2013-02-27T09:02:40-05:00February 27th, 2013|Featured, Shyt You Wish You Hadn't Seen, WFS, When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong, WTF|Comments Off on Do You Know Why You’re Going to Have a Good Day Today?

Gurrrrrrrl, Chinese Beauty Salons are FIYAH

Honey. Honey. Look at me honey. We all know we ain't getting any younger. And though you do look good, what mother nature tries to take away the spa shall give back. So let's just gooooohhhhhhhhWHATTHEHELLISTHAT!? According to sources, Fire treatment (Huo liáo) is a widely practiced form of alternative therapy that  involves a specially prepared “elixir” which is soaked into a towel and placed on the problem area (FYI honey -- when we say problem area -- we mean YOUR FACE), followed with some alcohol as a starter fluid. When everything’s set, they light it up. After a few seconds the flame is put out. [source] Proponents claim this dangerous treatment works beauty superpowers on ailments like dull skin, the common cold (flu shot? Old and Busted. FLAME THROWER? New Hotness) and of course ..obesity -- because who wouldn't like to burn a few pounds before prom season. When you calm down and think a little more about it, the practice of using medicinal smoke via "fire cupping" is probably something you have seen in one form or another and has been performed for centuries as a remedy -- So I have to assume these kinds of things are related, and perhaps even effective if performed correctly. None of which changes the fact that people out [...]

By |2013-02-26T10:52:42-05:00February 26th, 2013|Featured, Just Ignant, Sexy flexy, Shyt You Wish You Hadn't Seen, WFS, WTF|Comments Off on Gurrrrrrrl, Chinese Beauty Salons are FIYAH