In what in the entire f**k news

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I almost can’t believe this story right here! The “Cannibal Cop” case sank to a new level of depravity Monday when prosecutors said the cop’s partner in perversion wanted to make his own 3-year-old stepdaughter a sex slave and offered up his two nieces for rape. NYPD Officer Gilberto Valle’s accused co-conspirator, Michael Van Hise, [...]

Floridian shoots whiny customer for complaining..then justifies it with Stand Your Ground Law….Florida..serious?

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A Florida man is using the state’s “stand your ground” law as a defense after he shot a customer who was complaining about slow service at a St. Petersburg Little Caesars Pizza restaurant. Randall White, 49, was in line waiting for his pizza on Sunday when he began complaining that he wasn’t being served fast [...]

Tryin to Catch Me Ridin’ Dirty

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Watch your back, Omar’s comin!   Queen Elizabeth II (last seen jumping out of an airplane with James Bond) was caught in this surprising photo over the weekend — proving once again my theory that regardless of what parliament or her crazy naked relatives are doing — there still is only one Queen. Her Majesty [...]

Ruuuuun, Byyyyotch!

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How this helps sell Volvo semi trucks I don’t know — but damn if this doesn’t get tense. [Source] Lets be real here though — I hate when I feel like I know the ending to something (c’mon, they’d never put out a commercial if this had failed) and yet it still manages to get [...]

Man walks in front of guy taking a photo. Gets stabbed. North Carolina is about to be the next florida

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A 29-year-old North Carolina man remains jailed in Myrtle Beach after police charged him in connection with a stabbing that occurred early Sunday where the victim allegedly walked in front of him taking a photo, according to authorities. Brian Terrell Strayhorne, 29, of Rocky Mount, N.C., is being held pending a bond hearing on a [...]

Japanese chef removes and cooks up his own Genitals.

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This chef’s got balls. Mao Sugiyama, a self-described “asexual” from Tokyo, cooked up, seasoned and served his own genitalia to five diners at a swanky banquet in Japan last month,Calorie Lab reported. In most cases, “asexual” is a word used to describe a person who is non-sexual. Sugiyama, however, embraces it as a way to [...]

Zookeeper saves constipated monkey’s life…by licking it’s ass for an hour.

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As stories about a Chinese zoo keeper licking a monkey’s butt in order to save its life gp, this one from chinaSMACK is by far the most endearing. After a young Francois’ leaf monkey in his care consumed a peanut that had been tossed into its enclosure, Wuhan Zoo employee Zhang Bangsheng noticed that the [...]

Dude likes to pick up women..love them..then bite their daaamn lips off.

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Las Vegas, NV (KTNV) – Police say he dates them, then bites off their lips. One woman is speaking to Action News about her horrific experience of abuse and mutilation by the man she loved. She is doing it to warn others. She’s concerned this man will bite again and the fear is valid. Police have [...]

THIS bytch fails at life. Bronze coloured heffa arrested for allowing 5 yr old to tan.

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First of all it’s new jersery sooooooo don’t be too shocked by the levels of abject fuggary. NUTLEY, N.J. (CBSNewYork) — A New Jersey mother is facing criminal charges for child endangerment after police said she put her young daughter in a tanning bed. But Patricia Krentcil told CBS 2?s Derricke Dennis on Tuesday night that [...]

Woman allegedly enters home and beats man down until his scrotum pops….ugh.

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APRIL 5–An Indiana man had his scrotum severely torn when his “on-again, off-again” girlfriend entered his home and pummeled him in an attack that resulted in the woman’s arrest on several criminal charges, including two felonies. ( They make it sound like this heffa broke in and attacked a mufugga like Wolverine or some shyt. [...]

Is Anyone Up.com. Where you can post nude revenge pics of someone and it’s owner couldn’t give a f*ck if you killed yourself because of it.

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THIS guy… THIS dude…. wow. Look… No matter how much of a dick YOU think you are, you are not outdicking this dude here. I bow down to his sense of no shame, but also if given the opportunity I would probably push this fool into traffic… Hunter Moore is trying to screw a 20-year-old [...]

Dear ‘N Words’ in Ohio… I hate you all because of this guy.

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Seriously, yall…. seriously. Ohio Black people? I…I hate the shyt out of all of you. Every last one of you annnnnnd you know why?? Because of THIS gatdamn coon-Biscuit bastard of a bytch here….. SERIOUSLY, guys!!!!!!!????? If you know someone THIS coonish, STOP allowing them to participate in such porchmonkey antics!!!!!!! I bet this is [...]

Period piece. no i’m not talking about art from a specific time..im talking about art made with period blood.

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Blame Ohnawlian;Tracytrips  for this…..

Say Something Nice – ink’d up edition

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Fellaz… please be a father to your kiiiiiiiids and..and please hug them and give them some GATDAMN ATTENTION!!!!!

Wisconsin women sexually assault man, make him drink urine and… twists his jibby with pliers

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Two sisters have been charged in St. Croix County Court with sexually assaulting a man with a pliers and giving him urine to drink. Valerie M. Bartkey, 24, and Amanda L. Johnson, 17, both of Somerset are each charged with a felony count of second-degree sexual assault by force and misdemeanor counts of battery and [...]

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