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The Beyhive is upset at unretouched photos of their queen.

First of all let me just put it out there first and foremost that from the bottom of my heart I just feel the need to say what other bloggers are afraid to and that is this: The Beyhive can eat a dick. I like Beyonce. I likes her plenty. I think her music is awesome, her performances are amazing and I truly believe she is a most talented artist. But I hate the beyhive with the burning fire of a thousand stars. The Beyhive are to Beyonce fans as the West Boro Baptist Church are to Christians.  Yeah I said it. But I digress. ..they can still eat a dick'tho. More than 200 unretouched photos from Beyonce's 2013 L'Oreal cosmetic campaign were leaked on a fan site called The Beyonce World on Tuesday, showing fans that she's human like everyone else.   The 33-year-old superstar, known for her hit track Flawless, appears to have uneven and pimply skin under heavily applied foundation in the pre-Photoshop images. Beyonce has yet to comment on the unretouched photos, which were immediately taken down by the website soon after they were posted. (They were picked up by Complex and Gawker.) The outtakes appear to be from Beyonce's adverts for L'Oreal's Feria and Infallible products, which [...]

By |2015-02-19T11:18:05-06:00February 19th, 2015|2015 Posts, Blog Posts, Featured, Just Ignant, That Bitch Crazy|3 Comments

Watch Ambz and Slaus Discuss ABSOLUTE ABSURDITY.

We can all agree that World Star Videos are awful, right? Well, I came across this video on my Tumblr. Just popped up on my feed and had never seen it before. I've blacked out (or ReD'd out) some of the image because it's extremely NSFW. So be warned. But if you want to watch it...and it's absolutely ABSURD, folks. Watch it here: Now that you've watched it, you might be interested in the conversation it spurned between Slaus and I:                       \                                                   Now that you've seen what WE had to say, what do YOU think about this video?

In what in the entire f**k news

I almost can't believe this story right here! The “Cannibal Cop” case sank to a new level of depravity Monday when prosecutors said the cop’s partner in perversion wanted to make his own 3-year-old stepdaughter a sex slave and offered up his two nieces for rape. NYPD Officer Gilberto Valle’s accused co-conspirator, Michael Van Hise, was arrested last week on charges of plotting kidnapping and was ordered held without bail Monday for allegedly planning fiendish crimes against children in his own family. Van Hise’s lawyer Alice Frontier accused prosecutors of building a case on just racy talk — but prosecutors say Van Hise’s abnormal plotting with Valle went way beyond fantasy to felony. For example, Van Hise sent a photo of his wife’s 7-year-old niece to two individuals in the chat room, offering her and her 9-year-old sister for rape. He also suggested he had diabolical designs on his own stepdaughter, prosecutors said. “He (Van Hise) suggests that ‘there are three we can rape, et cetera ...,’ ” federal prosecutor Randall Jackson said at Van Hise’s bail hearing Monday. B*tch you is not smart, you is not kind. You is stupid! “The 3-year-old (stepdaughter) he wants to keep as his sex slave,” Jackson added, referring to Van Hise’s online [...]

By |2013-01-08T10:28:45-06:00January 8th, 2013|I Just Can't, I SAID that b*tch is crazy, Shyt You Wish You Hadn't Seen, That Bitch Crazy, WTF|Comments Off on In what in the entire f**k news

Floridian shoots whiny customer for complaining..then justifies it with Stand Your Ground Law….Florida..serious?

A Florida man is using the state’s “stand your ground” law as a defense after he shot a customer who was complaining about slow service at a St. Petersburg Little Caesars Pizza restaurant. Randall White, 49, was in line waiting for his pizza on Sunday when he began complaining that he wasn’t being served fast enough. According to the Tampa Bay Times, 52-year-old Michael Jock was also in line and scolded White for whining. The two began arguing and it eventually “became a shoving match,” police spokesperson Mike Puetz said. After White allegedly raised his fist, Jock pulled out a .38 Taurus Ultralight Special Revolver and fired a shot into the man’s torso. A second shot also hit White in the torso. One round became lodged in the restaurant wall. When police arrived, Jock told them that the shooting had been justified under Florida’s “stand your ground” law, which says that gun owners do not have a “duty to retreat.” “He felt he was in his rights,” Puetz explained. “He brought it up specifically and cited it to the officer.” Jock, who had a concealed-carry permit, told police that White had an object in his hand, but later abandoned that story under police questioning. “We determined it did not reach a level where [...]

By |2012-12-19T21:34:44-06:00December 20th, 2012|Florida Got Problems, Fugg is Wrong With FLorida., I SAID that b*tch is crazy, Just Ignant, Keepin it Real goes Wrong, shyt you wish you hadn't heard, That Bitch Crazy|Comments Off on Floridian shoots whiny customer for complaining..then justifies it with Stand Your Ground Law….Florida..serious?

Tryin to Catch Me Ridin’ Dirty

Watch your back, Omar's comin!   Queen Elizabeth II (last seen jumping out of an airplane with James Bond) was caught in this surprising photo over the weekend -- proving once again my theory that regardless of what parliament or her crazy naked relatives are doing -- there still is only one Queen. Her Majesty took to the wheel in Balmoral over the weekend -- home of the infamous corgis vs. Princess Beatrice's terrier smackdown -- rollin' in a Range Rover on her way back from a grouse shoot. But instead of her trademark floral hats -- much more customary for a royal -- she slipped into some unusual headgear, wearing what appeared to be a grey-colored hoodie. [Source] There are apparently plenty of stories out there about how much the Queen (who normally is chauffeured around in the Royal Bentley) loves her Range Rovers, but it's the Hoodie that's got people taking notice this time. Seriously, whether it was intended or not --  it's hard not to think she and her crew are about to roll over to the spot and throw down on someone who shouldna'been talking ish. A royal's got to have a code.

By |2013-10-14T13:25:50-06:00August 28th, 2012|Caption This, Olympics, That Bitch Crazy, WTF|17 Comments