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Do You Know Why You’re Going to Have a Good Day Today?

February 27, 2013 by Hex

Because you’re not this guy. Thought you were getting ahead of the game, didn’t you buddy? Had allll the angles taken care of. Yep — no room service pickup guy is gonna interrupt my hotel sex game tonight, no sir. Because I’ve got it all.. figured.. ou..

Filed Under: Featured, Shyt You Wish You Hadn't Seen, WFS, When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong, WTF

Gurrrrrrrl, Chinese Beauty Salons are FIYAH

February 26, 2013 by Hex

Honey. Honey. Look at me honey. We all know we ain’t getting any younger. And though you do look good, what mother nature tries to take away the spa shall give back. So let’s just gooooohhhhhhhhWHATTHEHELLISTHAT!? According to sources, Fire treatment (Huo liáo) is a widely practiced form of alternative therapy that involves a specially [...]

Filed Under: Featured, Just Ignant, Sexy flexy, Shyt You Wish You Hadn't Seen, WFS, WTF

Perhaps You’d Like to See Some Crazy White People Today?

February 5, 2013 by Hex

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You know how you sometimes think, “Hey I’ll log on to twitter and enrich my life with some intelligent internet banter” and the first crap you see is some putz bitching that there isn’t a white history month? Well start that ish up up now because Oh. My. God. The pure level of what the [...]

Filed Under: Featured, Tell Em why ya mad, That's Just Ridiculous, WFS, WTF

Hi, it’s Tom Again..

January 18, 2013 by Hex

Everyone says that the key to starting any successful new business is location, location, location – Especially with something as convenient and everyday use as a laundromat, right? But picking a good name ..that’s important too.

Filed Under: I Just Can't, Just Ignant, WFS, WTF

Man dies from eating too many roaches. WHY do we allow Florida to exist!

October 9, 2012 by SlausMalley McFluffy Obrien jackson.

Look, Florida. We keep trying to give you mofos the benefit of the doubt but at this point I think it’s time y’all either GTFO, Secede or let us put small amounts of poison into the water supply. It’ll be quick… painless and humane. Yes it might sound harsh but what do you expect the [...]

Filed Under: FAIL, Florida Got Problems, Keepin it Real goes Wrong, Shyt You Wish You Hadn't Seen, WFS

Ruuuuun, Byyyyotch!

August 21, 2012 by Hex

How this helps sell Volvo semi trucks I don’t know — but damn if this doesn’t get tense. [Source] Lets be real here though — I hate when I feel like I know the ending to something (c’mon, they’d never put out a commercial if this had failed) and yet it still manages to get [...]

Filed Under: That Bitch Crazy, WFS, WTF

Ok I changed my mind…there is still a such thing as White Folk Ish.

June 27, 2012 by SlausMalley McFluffy Obrien jackson.

Crazy Black people do crazy things like.. eat a b*tch all in their face because they are high off of bath salts or some other crazy f*ggary. Buuuuut Crazy white people or.. white people as they are commonly known, they do crazy shyt simply because it’s awesome to be white and white males generally know [...]

Filed Under: FAIL, Just Ignant, WFS

Just randomly holding stranger’s hands n ish…

June 19, 2012 by SlausMalley McFluffy Obrien jackson.

I would totally do this ish ….. Though in my case, my big black azz gets looked at side-ways when I get within 2 ft of folks. Like I’m really going to do something to them. Every bog bald black negroe you see is not trying to rape you, ladies! some of us just wanna [...]

Filed Under: WFS

Umm white folks I gotta question … wait where is Zell!?

June 18, 2012 by Bethlanai

Explain this ish to me! Cloaked in darkness and enveloped by mist, aerialist Nik Wallenda walked across Niagara Falls on a tightrope late Friday and into the record books. It was a historic walk that observers say was in line with his appetite for the extreme and the high-wire customs of his “Flying Wallendas” family. [...]

Filed Under: WFS

FYI: White People are Jumping out of Helicopters without Parachutes Now

May 24, 2012 by Hex

Ok, Just Aim for the Cardboard Boxes.. Wait, WHERE are the cardboard boxes!?

2400 feet. Out of a helicopter. No parachute. OK yeah, when you see this headline on the web what they don’t say is “he’s in a wingsuit” – but even with the flying squirrel getup there’s still this little matter of leaping out of a perfectly safe helicopter onto a stack of cardboard boxes on [...]

Filed Under: Say Something Nice, WFS

The Swedes. Taking BlackFace to WHOLE new levels…. (NSFW)

May 9, 2012 by SlausMalley McFluffy Obrien jackson.

There is Blackface and then there is BLACKFACE. But THIS…. is BLACKFAAAAAAAAACE, son!!!!!!!!! ….in some mufuggin crocs. You know, sweden?? Fugg yall….. ok.. I kinda laughed. I hate myself for doing so… but I did.

Filed Under: WFS

THIS bytch fails at life. Bronze coloured heffa arrested for allowing 5 yr old to tan.

May 2, 2012 by SlausMalley McFluffy Obrien jackson.

First of all it’s new jersery sooooooo don’t be too shocked by the levels of abject fuggary. NUTLEY, N.J. (CBSNewYork) — A New Jersey mother is facing criminal charges for child endangerment after police said she put her young daughter in a tanning bed. But Patricia Krentcil told CBS 2?s Derricke Dennis on Tuesday night that [...]

Filed Under: FAIL, Keepin it Real goes Wrong, Shyt You Wish You Hadn't Seen, That Bitch Crazy, WFS

Reason #398,479 that partying with white boys is both dangerous and awesome.

April 17, 2012 by SlausMalley McFluffy Obrien jackson.

We always like to crack jokes about WFS aka White Folk Shyt, and how there is just a lot of foolishness that only white people do that no one else does. Now lots of that is conjecture, generalizations, stereotyping and playful racist ass racism. That I know. But much of it? Is also TRUUUUE ASSS [...]

Filed Under: Just Ignant, WFS