Did The Onion go to far, again?

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Heartbroken Chris Brown Always Thought Rihanna Was Woman He’d Beat To Death LOS ANGELES—After revealing yesterday that he had recently split up with longtime girlfriend Rihanna, a heartbroken Chris Brown tearfully told reporters that he always thought the 25-year-old singer was going to be the woman he’d beat to death one day. “Despite all the [...]

Dear Lil Wayne…

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If you don’t take your burnt match lookin’ ass on somewhere! So after I don’t know how long months maybe, this fool finally decides to “apologize” for the highly offensive Emmett Till reference in some song. Read his apology: Dear Till Family: As a recording artist, I have always been interested in word play. My [...]

Inspiring New Marketing Campaign Helps People Conquer Their Own Negative Self-Image

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It’s often said that women are their own worst beauty critics. Actually I think when you get right down to it most people are acutely aware of their own perceived flaws and shortcomings than other people that we might  meet during the course of our days or lives. But in a society like ours where [...]

Dad pulls a Chris Hansen and catches a man trying to have sex with his 13 year old daughter

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DETROIT, Mich. — A Detroit father says he set up his own sting operation after noticing a 22-year-old man flirting with his 13-year-old daughter on Facebook. The father lured the suspect to his home, where he forced him to confess on camera that the suspect was planning on having sex with the girl. Eventually, police [...]

A 2 year old picking the lock on a door should not be cute but it is!!

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Over e-mail, the mother of this talented locksmith gave HuffPost a bit more of the backstory here. She writes: Our 8-year-old daughter came to us one night and told us our 2-year-old was taking stuff at night out of her room. We told her to … just lock the door. A couple nights later she [...]

How’s the Weather in Houston?

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Living in Florida as I do, you eventually get used to the fact that if something marginally news-worthy happens that local TV producers will always try to jazz up their reporting on it by finding the most redneck/hoodrat/stoner local eyewitness they can in order to slob the whole thing over with the kind of local [...]

Sports and Ish With Lurk: All The NCAA Tournament Prep You Will Ever Need

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1. When you make your picks, follow this rule: Chalk, chalk, chalk. Since the tournament expanded to 64 teams in 1985, the following are facts: There have been 28 champions in that period; 25 were were seeded in the top 3 of the tournament. 18 champions were the 1-seed in their regions. 12 of those [...]

Play On, Playa

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Some fellas are just born with the game, AMIRITE LADIES? Here’s the thing, John. I can’t back you up here.. but I understand. Them sprinkles was RIGHT THERE. I mean look at those sprinkles. Sprinkles is good, everybody knows that.  Every day in the kitchen all colorful and bright — it’s like ever since sprinkles got easier to [...]

Lil’ Wayne disrespects the legacy of Emmett Till — and people are outraged.

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…but why? why, now? As you probably know, Emmett Till’s gruesome murder is acknowledged by many as galvanizing the Civil Rights movement in the late 50′s and 60′s as we know it to be today. If you haven’t heard, Lil Wayne and Future (whoever the fugg that is) have a song out called “Karate Chop”, [...]

Update Terry Achane story: The Freis have DROPPED their appeal!!!!

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A Utah couple is ending their fight to overturn a judge’s ruling that sent a toddler placed at birth for adoption back to her father. On Monday, Jared and Kristi Frei asked the Utah Supreme Court to voluntarily dismiss their appeal, saying the continued legal battle wasn’t worth the potential psychological damage the 2-year-old girl [...]

Would Have Been Someone’s Birthday Today

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Born on this day in 1945, Nesta Robert Marley would have been 68 years old today. A true cultural icon, it’s rare to find people who don’t know Bob Marley’s face or music. One of the most revered Jamaican musical stars, Marley is given much of the credit for the popularization of reggae and roots music [...]

Happy Birthday, Trayvon.

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Today, Trayvon Benjamin Martin was born on February 5, 1995. It seems like it’s been forever since Trayvon was gunned down outside of his father’s home, with only a bag of Skittles and a can of Arizona Iced Tea on his person by George Zimmerman.  If you remember, Zimmerman thought Trayvon looked ‘suspicious’, followed him [...]

New Jersey High School asks girls to take a no cursing pledge

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but not the boys… Catholic school girls think it’s just plain sexist that they were asked to take a no-cursing pledge on Friday — and the boys weren’t. Girls at Queen of Peace High School in North Arlington taking a pledge not to curse for 30 days. Some wonder why boys didn’t take the oath. [...]

Secretary of Defense supports equality. Now women are free to serve and be shot in the face on the front lines.

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Outgoing Defense Secretary Leon E. Panetta plans to announce Thursday a lifting of the ban on female service members in combat roles, a watershed policy change that was informed by women’s valor in Iraq and Afghanistan and that removes the remaining barrier to a fully inclusive military, defense officials said. Panetta made the decision “upon the recommendation [...]

Shaaaaaade

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As you might have heard, there’s a presidential race going on. Polls have the two candidates locked in a close race, and if the pundits and the press are to be believed — this could be one of the more important choices in recent history given the possibility of Supreme Court Justice nominations and the [...]

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