H-how does someone’s legs doooooooo this!?? OL satyr Goat-legged chick….. No.. Bueno!

You hookers have asked and yes… there WILL be a Night Before Christmas ‘OHN style” post…. later today. TIll then, sit still…and shut up…. go read a book or something…

Ok remember last week when we posted about the guy who completely owned the internet because of his awesome aintshytness? Well these dudes seriously come close to with their own bullshyttery ass shyttery.

Joyce Maxine Gregory, 35, of Ohio, was arrested for allegedly castrating a man with her bare hands. The incident took place in Shelby, Ohio early in the morning at around 5 a.m. during an argument between Gregory and her lover, 59, whose name has not been released. Apparently the man attempted to flee the house he was [...]

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Before you judge this guy, bytches, just ask yourself:” Haven’t I gone too far in my quest to kill a big before? Bytch, you know you have so stop acting all holier than thou. Ol fake ass faker. You might not have gone THIS far… but still. Just…. just wait for his face at the [...]

And if this IS your momma, You need all of your ass whooped for letting her do this ol boolshyt. Looking like a burned biscuit flavoured with bad decisions. I don’t know if that is a hat… a wig..her hair… a mane… some dead shyt…. whatever. There is not  damn thing nice i can about [...]

Leave it to the internet lynch mobs to come through for you in a pinch….. The smoking gun reveal who the Elmo accuser really is…..and a whole lot of dirt on his past. NOVEMBER 14–The mystery man who accused Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash of engaging in an underage sexual relationship–only to recant the allegation a [...]

A 23-year-old woman allegedly whipped her younger sister with an extension cord before knocking the girl unconscious over a bag of Cheetos, police said. The little girl had bought the snacks from a neighbour while sister Deby Mejia, 23, was out of the family’s house in Houston, Texas. The child, who has not been named, [...]

Remember that you heard it here first… So my beloved Chicago Bears remain undefeated since the advent of the Smokin’ Jay Cutler meme (5-0 since it debuted, 6-1 overall). Sure, it took a last-minute escape worthy of Houdini to steal a win from the utterly hapless Carolina Panthers, but trust me: it’ll look better in [...]