Woman got socked in the face with a sock full of sh*t.

OAK PARK — A woman assaulted on the CTA Blue Line in Oak Park last week told police another passenger struck her in the face with a sock filled with human excrement. “He had a sock full of his poop on me,” said the 21-year-old college student. “It was everywhere; on my face, my hair, my clothes.” She said she screamed and tried to follow him, along with another witness, but the attacker escaped up the Austin Boulevard exit and ran northbound on Austin. The woman, who came to Oak Park six weeks ago to live with a family and provide in-home child care, said she was riding an east-bound train from Oak Park to Chicago when the assault occurred. “The guy got on with me at [the] Oak Park [station],” the victim said, requesting anonymity. “I wasn’t really paying attention.” She sat down and started texting on her phone. “Next stop [at Austin], he throws something in my face.” Oak Park Police Commander Ladon Reynolds said officers responded by searching for the man in and around a gas station at Harrison Street, but did not find him. Reynolds said police retrieved a photo of a “person of interest” matching the description the woman and other witnesses gave. That man was videotaped on [...]

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Ok remember last week when we posted about the guy who completely owned the internet because of his awesome aintshytness? Well these dudes seriously come close to with their own bullshyttery ass shyttery.

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