Y’all fools can’t never say I haven’t done anything for y’all!
Kristy Love, 34, used to hate her curves but now her big boobs mean big business
Busty Kristy Love couldn’t get a job as a masseuse in a health spa because she was too big – but now she makes thousands massaging clients with her 48NN breasts.
The 34-year-old from Georgia, in the States, trained for her qualifications, only to be turned down for job after job.
But now Kristy makes as much as $1,300 a day – that’s more than £800 – treating clients to the ‘Happy Man Works’, which involves squashing them under her gigantic bosom and 23st body.
Some men want to be smothered with her 2st breasts, while other clients even get a kick from being hit over the head with them.
Big bosoms run in Kristy’s family – her eldest sister, Denise, 51, was also a size 52NN until she had them reduced to a more manageable H-cup. Kristy’s own chest started to develop early. At nine years old, she was already a B-cup and as she got older, they continued to fill out.
Although Kristy attempted to hide her bosom under high-necked tops and baggy shirts, it didn’t stop the unwanted attention and, when her back ached under the weight, she found herself cursing her big chest. Back then her buxom figure also seemed a hindrance rather than a help to her career.
‘When I finished beauty school, no one wanted to hire me. I got interviews but I kept getting asked if I’d be able to stand all day,’ says the singleton from Sandy Springs, Atlanta, who prefers to be known by her stage name instead of her real name, Rita. ‘People assumed my size would be a disadvantage. They’d never get back in touch.’
So Kristy decided to give massages from her home and, when one cheeky customer asked if she was going to keep her top on, the idea of giving massages with her ample bosom was born: ‘At first I was indignant and said I didn’t give those kinds of massages. I was ashamed of my body because I was so big.’
However, the more she thought about, Kristy realised she shouldn’t dismiss the idea completely and slowly realised that her big boobs could mean big business.
‘When I realised there might be something in breast massages, I put an advert in the local newspaper and the phone began ringing off the hook. At first it was difficult to get over my body issues, so I’d only give massages with the lights off.
‘But the more compliments I got from my clients, the higher my confidence soared. It has really helped me get over my low self-esteem. I love my body now!’
Not only does Kristy offer squashing, she also practises body gliding, which involves covering herself in oil and sliding over the customer.
As clients come in all shapes and sizes, Kristy admits she has to be extra careful with some. ‘This skinny old man came in and asked for the works. He looked like he weighed about 7st,’ says Kristy. ‘I asked him if he was for real and joked that he was trying to send me to jail for breaking his little old bones. We had to reach a compromise.’
In the past two years, Kristy’s weight has rocketed from 15st to 23st thanks to binges on big breakfasts, hamburgers and chips, fried chicken and her favourite snack – Krispy Kreme doughnuts.
Though business is booming, not everyone is as impressed with her curves. Her doctor has warned that her weight is unhealthy and prescribed diet pills which Kristy has thrown away, worried her boobs will shrink if she slims down.
‘My weight isn’t an issue at the moment, but the doctor was concerned it might be in the future. He said I was at risk of developing high blood pressure, diabetes or heart disease,’ she says. ‘But that doesn’t run in my family so it doesn’t bother me. I could be hit by a truck tomorrow, I can’t keep worrying about those things that might happen in the future. I just live each day as it comes.’
First of all bytch No!
Second of all bytch Hell No!
Third of all bytch hell fuggin’ No!
I can’t knock ol’ girl’s hustle but NO!
I mean what if the dudes ain’t clean and you rubbin’ your breasteses all over they stank nasty body!
And just ugh! NO!