WTF

Y'all fools can't never say I haven't done anything for y'all! Video Source Kristy Love, 34, used to hate her curves but now her big boobs mean big business Busty Kristy Love couldn't get a job as a masseuse in a health spa because she was too big – but now she makes thousands massaging clients with her 48NN breasts. The 34-year-old from Georgia, in the States, trained for her qualifications, only to be turned down for job after job. But now Kristy makes as much as $1,300 a day – that's more than £800 – treating clients to the 'Happy Man Works', which involves squashing them under her gigantic bosom and 23st body. Some men want to be smothered with her 2st breasts, while other clients even get a kick from being hit over the head with them. Big bosoms run in Kristy's family – her eldest sister, Denise, 51, was also a size 52NN until she had them reduced to a more manageable H-cup. Kristy's own chest started to develop early. At nine years old, she was already a B-cup and as she got older, they continued to fill out. Although Kristy attempted to hide her bosom under high-necked tops and baggy shirts, it didn't stop the unwanted attention and, [...]

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Gives new meaning to eat fresh *shrugs* "It puts the penis on the bread" From Huffington Post A Subway "sandwich artist" admitted today to putting his penis on the store's sandwich bread and posting the photo on Instagram. The bombshell comes after HuffPost Weird News received several photos posted by two men in Columbus, Ohio, who work for the restaurant chain. Their Twitter and Instagram pages are festooned with photos of their exploits (see below). In several photos, Subway's signature bread is shaped into penises. One of the men, Cameron Boggs, admitted on Instagram that "today at work I froze my pee" in a water bottle. Boggs posted -- and later deleted -- the most incriminating photo, which depicts a man rubbing his genitalia on foot-long bread. It was posted on Instagram by username "weedpriest" with a caption that reads, "My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today." In an exclusive interview with HuffPost Weird News, Ian Jett copped to defiling the footlong, but denied doing the dirty deed at work. "I would never do that at work -- it was at home," he said. "This isn't something I'd ever do at Subway. It was totally a joke." I can't even form words for this fool who froze [...]