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Professional Athletes are Just Like Us

April 24, 2013 by Hex Leave a Comment

Millionaire sports stars get a bad rap because they make piles of money for playing kids games and then get mad when they don’t get paid more every year or someone hassles then for owning guns or smoking weed or shooting deer hormones into their bloodstream. It’s like they live in a completely different world, amirite? [...]

Filed Under: Just Ignant, Keepin it Real goes Wrong, Tell Em why ya mad, WTF Tagged With: sports

When You See It

April 23, 2013 by Hex Leave a Comment

Honestly, did NO ONE look over the proofs before signing off on this? You know, it’s one thing for there to be stupid people, because that’s a universal constant. But it takes some truly special forces to align for this sort of magic to happen and then be approved by others whose job it is to [...]

Filed Under: FAIL, Just Ignant, Shyt You Wish You Hadn't Seen, WTF

Brad Paisley’s New Song “Accidental Racist” is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

April 12, 2013 by Hex

This might sound weird — but I’ve lived in the Southern United States for the better part of my life, yet I’m still shocked every time I see a confederate flag. Oh they’re here — make no mistake about that, but contrary to what you might think you don’t really see them all that much. [...]

Filed Under: Editorial, Just Ignant, New Music, shyt you wish you hadn't heard, WTF

How’s the Weather in Houston?

March 21, 2013 by Hex

Living in Florida as I do, you eventually get used to the fact that if something marginally news-worthy happens that local TV producers will always try to jazz up their reporting on it by finding the most redneck/hoodrat/stoner local eyewitness they can in order to slob the whole thing over with the kind of local [...]

Filed Under: #BeTheMedia, Damn That's Sad, Just Ignant, Let's Be Real, Tell Em why ya mad, WTF

Lindsey Vonn’s Best Girlfriends Aren’t Very Good at Their Job

March 19, 2013 by Hex

Turtle Princess: Hey girl hey, so a little birdie told me you posted some news on your Facebook, so come on — spill the deets! Lindsey Vonn: Weelll, you know how I’ve not been answering text messages and letting your phone calls go to voice mail? Turtle Princess: Hmmmph, Do I ever. Like something’s more important than [...]

Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, FAIL, Heffa please, Just Ignant, Let's Be Real, Relationships, WTF

Definitely the classiest tip you could leave.

March 19, 2013 by SlausMalley McFluffy Obrien jackson.

……. I hate people who don’t tip but…. this made me chuckle for maybe .06 seconds before I went straights towards embarrassment and disgust… Seriously azz seriously? n*gga wasn’t too broke to go eat though…. Ugh.

Filed Under: FAIL, Ignant Pix, Just Ignant, WTF

Ever Wonder Why Your Mother Told You Never to Date A Musician? (bsfw)

March 18, 2013 by Hex

Because reasons. [source] Hey, maybe she’s into Brass to Mouth. Don’t judge.

Filed Under: Just Ignant, Shyt You Wish You Hadn't Seen, That's Just Ridiculous, WTF

Awwwwww Get it Ranger Rick!

March 12, 2013 by Hex

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It’s all fun and games until your lame old boss decides to join in the dance break with you and make everything corny. ..Right? [source] Well, score one for management.

Filed Under: Good Ish, Twerk, WTF

Straight Outta Craigslist – Shoulda Missed That Connection (bsfw)

March 6, 2013 by Hex

New York is a tough town. Things happen fast there. Millions of people fighting to hit the big time and sit atop that apple. Big business, high finance, the hot stage lights — all shards of light seeking to be the one that people see first.It’s an easy place to meet people. But it’s a [...]

Filed Under: Am I Wrong?, OpenThread, Question of the day, Tell Em why ya mad, WTF

All About That Cheese

March 4, 2013 by Hex

Let’s play a game, shall we? As you know in the modern era, a lot of times when you meet new people, especially those of the opposite sex that you might encounter in the club or online — and they contact you for the first time on your phone, they get assigned nicknames that make [...]

Filed Under: Just Ignant, Shyt You Wish You Hadn't Seen, When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong, WTF

Cool Black Friend — Get Yours Today!

February 27, 2013 by Hex

People need your help. You know who they are. Order today, supplies are limited. Actual results may vary. *mad love to Christina for the link

Filed Under: Featured, Heffa please, Laugh and Go To Hell, When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong, WTF

Gays vs Hoodrats. The level of ratchet in this video, guuurl.

February 27, 2013 by SlausMalley McFluffy Obrien jackson.

Let me just start off right now by saying that…. I am not sure I have laughed this hard in many moons, people, I am so serious. THIS video has drag queens, chairs flying and all that good shyt that makes good shyt some good shyt. But most of all… most of all…most of mother [...]

Filed Under: FAIL, WTF

Do You Know Why You’re Going to Have a Good Day Today?

February 27, 2013 by Hex

Because you’re not this guy. Thought you were getting ahead of the game, didn’t you buddy? Had allll the angles taken care of. Yep — no room service pickup guy is gonna interrupt my hotel sex game tonight, no sir. Because I’ve got it all.. figured.. ou..

Filed Under: Featured, Shyt You Wish You Hadn't Seen, WFS, When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong, WTF

Gurrrrrrrl, Chinese Beauty Salons are FIYAH

February 26, 2013 by Hex

Honey. Honey. Look at me honey. We all know we ain’t getting any younger. And though you do look good, what mother nature tries to take away the spa shall give back. So let’s just gooooohhhhhhhhWHATTHEHELLISTHAT!? According to sources, Fire treatment (Huo liáo) is a widely practiced form of alternative therapy that involves a specially [...]

Filed Under: Featured, Just Ignant, Sexy flexy, Shyt You Wish You Hadn't Seen, WFS, WTF

Homeless fool wants parents to mortgage their home to buy him a Domino’s Pizza Franchise

February 21, 2013 by Bethlanai

yea… Mommy, can you spare a dime? A homeless 32-year-old Brooklyn man wants a judge to force his parents to pay him a hefty allowance. In papers filed in Brooklyn Supreme Court, aspiring record mogul Bernard Bey says his parents have been “indifferent” to his “problems,” and should pay him $200,000 to make things right. [...]

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